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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    of course...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    is that you? your fluffy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    stew... foo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 826 ✭✭✭Snowball


    how is this thread not crashing boards??


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Because it is too super cool to do that. You could ask the same of any of the threads in the top 10 most posts in the stats list. Now, if you're not going to contribute to the madness please be quiet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Oh, hoi've got a lovely bunch of balls of fluff
    There they are a standing in a row
    Big ones, small ones, some as big as your 'ead!
    Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said

    Now but, hoi've got a lovely bunch of balls of fluff
    Every ball you buy will make me rich
    There stands me wife, the idol of me life
    Singing "Buy a ball of fluff, you stupid git"

    Singing "Buy a ball of fluff you stupid git"
    Singing "Buy a ball of fluff you stupid git"
    "Buy a ball of fluff, Buy a ball of fluff"
    Singing "Buy a ball of fluff you stupid git"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    When the hell is this revolution going to start?

    smileh_annoyed.gif


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    The revolution is Now Comrades! For too long we have been oppressed by the decadent regime of the Orifice. Take these rousing words to heart my brothers (and sisters) now is the time to strike!

    Struggle! You have led us to the final battle.
    Struggle! You gave labour it's final victory;
    And this victory over oppression and darkness
    Will never be taken from us.
    Let every fighter be youthful and brave.
    And this victory will be named: October!

    October! Herald of the longed-for sun.
    October! Will behind the rebellious years.
    October! Work, joy and song.
    October! Happiness in the fields and the hum of machines.
    Here is the banner of living generations and the names they bear:
    October, the Commune, Lenin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me puts on red combats


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /Me puts on red beret and stares and Matt's red combats.......


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Come Comrades let us march on our decadent oppressors! The time of Revolution is now! October!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me rolls in on tank, wearing red helmet at a jaunty angle over the vizier turban

    I *told* you i'd get one, tSubh!

    ONWARDS!

    /me rumbles twoards the heart of the orifice- the colonic duodenoids...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    The people's flag is deepest red,
    It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
    And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
    Their hearts blood dyed its every fold.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we'll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We'll keep the red flag flying here.

    Look round, the Frenchman loves its blaze,
    The sturdy German chants its praise,
    In Moscow's vaults its hymns are sung
    Chicago swells the surging throng.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we'll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We'll keep the red flag flying here.

    It waved above our infant might,
    When all ahead seemed dark as night;
    It witnessed many a deed and vow,
    We must not change its colour now.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we'll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We'll keep the red flag flying here.

    It well recalls the triumphs past,
    It gives the hope of peace at last;
    The banner bright, the symbol plain,
    Of human right and human gain.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we'll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We'll keep the red flag flying here.

    It suits today the weak and base,
    Whose minds are fixed on pelf and place
    To cringe before the rich man's frown,
    And haul the sacred emblem down.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we'll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We'll keep the red flag flying here.

    With heads uncovered swear we all
    To bear it onward till we fall;
    Come dungeons dark or gallows grim,
    This song shall be our parting hymn.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we'll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We'll keep the red flag flying here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me dons red pantaloons and busts a move MC Hammer/Kossack hybrid stylee


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Shabadu wrote:
    /me rolls in on tank, wearing red helmet at a jaunty angle over the vizier turban

    I *told* you i'd get one, tSubh!

    ONWARDS!

    /me rumbles twoards the heart of the orifice- the colonic duodenoids...
    A tank? Sweet! Good work Comrade Shabadu. Now we march on our oppress....Hey wait a minute I'm fairly sure that the role of Grand Vizir involves decadent oppression! Imposter!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, no, decadent oppression is fine and dandy as long as it's for the greater good.

    /me reclines on cushions with opium pipe after a hard day's wearing Socialist pantaloons


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Shabadu wrote:
    /me rolls in on tank, wearing red helmet at a jaunty angle over the vizier turban

    I *told* you i'd get one, tSubh!

    ONWARDS!

    /me rumbles twoards the heart of the orifice- the colonic duodenoids...
    Pshh, a tank.

    /me puts on a red flight jacket and climbs into a gundam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me summons cursed chaos marines, who are red

    atttack the oppressive Shabs


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Good Work Comrade Matt! When the revolution is over you will be rewarded for your bravery.

    Now to deal with the other decadent Oppressor....Sarky....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You wish to deal?

    Very well!

    You'll find my opium high-grade and very reasonably priced...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    PROTECT THE SULTAN!

    Rally- rally my minions! Keep ye faithful to the Sultan (mayheliveforever) and ye shall be rewarded richly with jewels, alcohol, and dancing promiscuous women in skimpy costumes!

    The communist filth will ban women from being promiscuous in gold bikinis! They will ban alcohol! They will ban owning personal possesions, and luxury items like TV and tampons!

    RALLY YE FAITHFUL AND I WILL SURELY GUIDE YOU TO SPLENDID VICTORY!

    MoJu- et tu, Brute? ;_;


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bah, come on, Shabs, we'll have our OWN revolution, with beer, blackjack and hookers!

    Actually, forget the revolution...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    To the StripClubMobile!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Dons codpiece and "F*ck me" pantaloons*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    et me, Shabadu!

    charge!

    me and tSubh against Sarky and Shabs

    let the war begin

    /me loads up RPG


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me uses flying stealth monkeys to unhook both tSubhy's and MoJu's bras


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    et me, Shabadu!

    charge!

    me and tSubh against Sarky and Shabs

    let the war begin

    /me loads up RPG


    NWN, WoW or Morrowind?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me starts feeling MoJu and tSubh up in ways that have been tried, tested and proved in making them pliable and aroused.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    They never stood a chance, tbh.


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