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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wait a minute... That's ME!

    SHABBY STOP STEALING MY SPECIAL PERSONAL PHOTOS!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    Sarky wrote:
    Wait a minute... That's ME!

    SHABBY STOP STEALING MY SPECIAL PERSONAL PHOTOS!

    "special" eh????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    Wait a minute... That's ME!

    SHABBY STOP STEALING MY SPECIAL PERSONAL PHOTOS!
    NEVER! <3


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh.

    Well, at least don't use the one with the French maid costume, balloon and vacuum cleaner in your sig.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    smileh_grin.gif


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's like a teeny tiny tba avatar!

    And speaking of mythical ballet-dancing seagulls, where's Funky these days? We miss him. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hehe, french maid sarky with a vacum cleaner...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Don't judge me!


    I might cry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm not I'm finding it rather entertaining!

    Don't worry if you cry, you can vacum up your tears.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Um, no, I really can't...

    <_<

    >_>


    *Discreetly phones hospital*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh okay then...
    I've to go finish my homework so I'll see ya later!
    Have fun housekeeping!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i have a wagon wheel sarky!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    they are yuck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    first back to the orifice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I was here last night but my pearls of wisdom were lost when the database went tit over arse.

    Shame. The funniest thing I've ever said and nobody'll ever get to read it. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    You said some pretty funny stuff to me last night Sarky!
    And the joke was funny! But it would have worked if I had have realised it took two messages...

    Hehe wibbly bits...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Sniff*

    It's so... Beutiful...

    *Sniff*

    EXCUSE ME I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Lmao!! NotMe misaimed yeah???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Its ok Sarky

    let it all out

    /me puts jar under Sarky to collect it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    What teh fúck.... spunk?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me takes it and makes hundred of genetically engineered Sarkies and puts them in power suits, with an assortment of weapons ranging from lasguns to heavy bolters and chainswords to power fists


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Sarky wrote:
    *Sniff*

    It's so... Beutiful...

    *Sniff*

    EXCUSE ME I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE!
    There there we all need to cry sometime!

    That wagon wheel site took some amount of googling to find!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    not suitable for veggies thats me fluffed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ooh, a vegetarian!

    So... Do you like to eat the stalk?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hehe!

    Yeah I'm very much considering veggie-ness.... But I love pig meat too much!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    blu_sonic wrote:
    not suitable for veggies thats me fluffed
    Heheheheh
    fluffed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    lol you said fluff




    veggieism rocks


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Ahem! Since it is the month of October I feel the stir of revolution Comrades! On the morrow I will tell you more of my plans...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    fluff revolution?


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