Sarky, In my orifice please.

Jeb have you been hit by a case of Adam Vennititus???

well you see it wants to eat as many brains as possible therefore broadening its knowledge!

must not say it...

I was actaully gonna say I like my boobs but you filthy minded hussie evidently took it up the wrong way!

You are the bad boy / girl of your school. You have little faith in yourself and usually find escape in some sort of addicting substance or yourself. You would rather torture others above anything else. You regularly skip school and when you go, always tend to ditch a certain class. Some classmates can fear you while others pity you...and your family. (No offense) Your cruel behavior and abject personality tends to single you out from the crowd...and you prefer life this way at times. However, lonliness can rear its ugly head and force you seek a way to silence it. But be warned, your path is dangerous... but only a strong person can walk this road.
Some ideal occupations for you can be a Police officer, Celebrity (who doesn't love the badasses?), Wrestler, Polotician, or some sort of leader. Either way, your destined to be known by many.

Is that me? Well I aint a cruel ass..

I think it was spork