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What Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First?

  • 11-10-2005 09:24PM
    #1
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    The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning
    and
    she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven . . . which part
    of your body goes first?"



    Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you
    think it's your hands, Suzy?"

    Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
    front of you and God just takes you hands first."

    "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.



    Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
    legs". The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
    "Now,
    Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?



    "Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
    other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
    saying, "Oh God, I'm coming! If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have
    lost her."



    The nun fainted.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    heh heh, good one that :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,043 ✭✭✭mad m


    Brilliant!! something to remember in work in morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    classic :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hehehe (dirty little giggle)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,276 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. That should go in the little Johnny thread.


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