Sarky, In my orifice please.

/me rises from ashes more beautiful than ever, much like the pheonix from the flames.

This calls for a song.

Brand new me, brand new day,
no more stupid bills to pay,

Up in flames, I burnt away,
cause I steped in an ashtray,

From the ashes I was reborn,
naked, except for a pink tong,

My fellow gents expressed delight,
and promptly, set me back alight.

To the hospital I did quickly run,
for resuscitation, oh what fun,

Brand new me, brand new day,
no more stupid bills to pay.

Now I spend the day running round the place,
scaring children with my horrible.....


































































iron mace.

/me whacks youngling on the head.

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