Guts or Balls

kleefarr · 2005-10-09 11:09:33

The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"! =========================================== Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads , being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after…

09-10-2005 12:09PM

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kleefarr

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The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!
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Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads , being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."

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#2 09-10-2005 12:12PM

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me likes but would actually kill someone if he said either to me

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#3 09-10-2005 12:15PM

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rugbug86 wrote:

me likes but would actually kill someone if he said either to me

I take it your a lady then!

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#4 09-10-2005 12:16PM

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wouldn't say lady but i am a female!

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#5 09-10-2005 03:25PM

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Now that would be funny to do but not worth the beatings!!!!

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#6 09-10-2005 04:42PM

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Heard the second before, first one is good too. Don't think i'd try either of em out,lol

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