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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    you want some "chains"!
    Hauh Hauh!!
    You want some "chains"

    I don't know those two words...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Shabadu wrote:
    Disgraceful behaviour. One expected more from the fellow.
    Really, quite overstepped his jurisdiction. And one of the alleged mothers was okay with the decision.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Sarky wrote:
    You're going to sodding love it. Film of the year, unless perhaps you don't like the series...
    That was gorram shiny!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    What the deuce is going on in here? Why has nobody put out tba? He's getting dangerously close to my good curtains!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    What the deuce is going on in here? Why has nobody put out tba? He's getting dangerously close to my good curtains!
    the ones that match your laptop?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i had some curtains once..
    i used them in a complicatied auto-asphyxiation manouver..
    the house got burned to the ground ;_;


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    the ones that match your laptop?
    Of course the ones that match my laptop! Why else would I be so worried about them? If they burn, my whole interior decorating plan will be ruined.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Office is in a state of decline me thinks... Farewell


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    It's an orifice you stupid girl. God, some people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sweet message for ya Hunni...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    who you callin hunni?
    I got even sexier shoes!
    Apparently they're S&M boots! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Le Rack wrote:
    Apparently they're S&M boots! :rolleyes:
    Im tellin you, they look like something a French Mistress Stripper would wear :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    They rock! And make me the same height as you cuz I felt like a complete midget yesterday with you guys.

    I put this question to the orrifice, what is wrong with a French Mistress Stripper???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Nowt!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    the orifice is not in decline.
    Look at the top statistics, foo!
    Were high up there.
    :)
    were the highest non-postwhoreing thread on the site.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    were the highest non-postwhoreing thread on the site.
    Id dare you to say that again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    YAY go post whoring!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    you do realise posts here dont add to your total?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    i do!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sniffs


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Le Rack wrote:
    sniffs
    Blow your nose dear, there's nothing worse than somebody constantly sniffing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    it's not that kind of sniffs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    what do we get if this thread goes no.1?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    good question hunni!
    (psst we should get invited to Lubnib)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I think we'll have to quietly retire the Orifice if that happens, as we will have gotten as far as we can go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    good point... well if it does happen I invite everyone to my dungeon parties in teh single thread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    my mam just walked in - "When are you having dungeon parties?!" hehe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,141 ✭✭✭masteroftherealm


    Le Rack wrote:
    sniffs
    Told ya bout that coke habit!
    *cough*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Hmm. This page is crap.

    /me goes off to find a better party.


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    There's a better party? Wait for me shabs I want to come too! On the other hand we could get in some stilit walkers and fire eaters


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