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Kate Moss

  • 07-10-2005 09:36PM
    #1
    Geg124
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 134 ✭✭


    Recently Kate Moss went to one of the those celeb parties and bumped into Jeremy Clarkson:

    "So Jeremy what do you do for a living" asks Kate.

    "Top Gear", Jeremy replies.

    "Can I have 2 grames then please".

    :D


Comments

  • #2
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    awh man...


  • #3
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    It had to be done :D


  • #4
    HybridTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    Very current. Well done! :D


  • #5
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,240 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    HybridTech wrote:
    Very current. Well done! :D
    But thats no raisin to make a bad joke!


  • #6
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,276 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    HybridTech wrote:
    Very current. Well done! :D
    It still dosen't make it any better.


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  • #7
    tallus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    I heard Kate was rushed to hospital yesterday after mistakenly snorting curry Powder.
    She was said to be in a Korma
    Boom Boom!


  • #8
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    i like it!


  • #9
    HybridTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    :D Currants, raisins, whatever.....still a good joke dough!


  • #10
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    ok you all owe me 30 seconds of my life


  • #11
    dundalk cailin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭dundalk cailin


    tallus wrote:
    I heard Kate was rushed to hospital yesterday after mistakenly snorting curry Powder.
    She was said to be in a Korma
    Boom Boom!
    good one :)


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  • #12
    Blub2k4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭Blub2k4


    Sangre wrote:
    But thats no raisin to make a bad joke!

    OOOOOH you should be shot with little pellets of your own Shite for that bad bad bad joke.


  • #13
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Blub2k4 wrote:
    OOOOOH you should be shot with little pellets of your own Shite for that bad bad bad joke.
    now that made me laugh!


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