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Truth Hurts!

  • 05-10-2005 11:42PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭


    A couple had just happily settled their divorce and decided to go out for a meal to celebrate.
    After having a lovely dinner, the ex-husband put down his wine glass, looked at his ex-wife and said "Now that we're divorced I want to ask you something I never could when we were married"
    She looked at him and awaited his question.
    "Now, we have five sons, and all except one of them has black hair?"

    His ex-wife looked shy and said "Why ruin a lovely evening by bringing up the past?"
    In attempt to get his answer he said "It's okay now, it's behind us, I just want to know, who's boy is Thomas'?"
    She looked at him again, before saying "Well if you really want to know, Thomas is your son..."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 719 ✭✭✭CrimE


    Lol :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Le Rack wrote:
    A couple had just happily settled their divorce and decided to go out for a meal to celebrate.
    After having a lovely dinner, the ex-husband put down his wine glass, looked at his ex-wife and said "Now that we're divorced I want to ask you something I never could when we were married"
    She looked at him and awaited his question.
    "Now, we have five sons, and all except one of them has black hair?"

    His ex-wife looked shy and said "Why ruin a lovely evening by bringing up the past?"
    In attempt to get his answer he said "It's okay now, it's behind us, I just want to know, who's boy is Thomas'?"
    She looked at him again, before saying "Well if you really want to know, Thomas is your son..."

    ......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    If you mean "Whats the rest?" there is none, the "..." signify her trailing off tone of voice! It's not great but made me smile first time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    cool joke :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Lol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    :D Good on ya! Smacks of:
    Hubby: "Well, mother of 5" to which wife replies "Yes, Father of 3!" :D Cheers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,276 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Ouch!!!! Thats one mean kick in the ego.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 944 ✭✭✭NoDayBut2Day


    oooh... lol.

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Very good altogether.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭jaggeh


    im talkin downtown!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,738 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    jaggeh wrote:
    im talkin downtown!
    you're what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    BigEejit wrote:
    you're what?
    I'm gonna assume that he meant cuz the wife was a total cheater but..meh...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭dundalk cailin


    good joke :)


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