Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (Condensed)

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
(aka: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)
(printed version)
By J. K. Rowling



Harry Potter
I thought I was a lowly child; instead, I'm a wizard.
Hagrid
Harry, here are some secrets I'm not supposed to tell you.
Harry Potter
(saves the world)

THE END



Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
(aka: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)
(secret version)
By J. K. Rowling



Harry Potter
I thought I was a lowly child; instead, I'm a wizard.
J. K. Rowling
Now that I have your attention, my pretties, here is how you perform satanic rituals and become demons.