Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu · 03-10-2005 05:13PM

Go ON!!!

Gone West · 03-10-2005 05:20PM

hehe,
I wonder is it somebody I know/used to know.

jezza · 03-10-2005 05:30PM

Lol...It was a mad guess lads!
What with your sig...AND i live in offaly...I can sniff out westmeathians a mile off! Nah seriosly it was just a guess!

Sarky · 03-10-2005 05:47PM

jezza wrote:

What with your sig...AND i live in offaly...I can sniff out westmeathians a mile off!

So you're saying he has a distinctive odour?

Shabadu · 03-10-2005 05:50PM

Jezza- you are eerily psychic.

jezza · 03-10-2005 06:10PM

Shabadu wrote:

Jezza- you are eerily psychic.

Im a physco!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Raphael · 03-10-2005 06:47PM

In unrelated news, Sarky is the proud owner of a Bantam rooster. Yes indeedy, Sarky has a tiny cock.

BEAT · 03-10-2005 06:51PM

Raphael wrote:

In unrelated news, Sarky is the proud owner of a Bantam rooster. Yes indeedy, Sarky has a tiny cock.

/me giggles

Sarky · 03-10-2005 06:54PM

I never had a rooster.

But I do have a small penis...

jezza · 03-10-2005 06:58PM

Ya dont say....

Shabadu · 03-10-2005 07:14PM

Please. Sarky's wang is so massive it warps the space-time continuum when he approaches.

Raphael · 03-10-2005 07:18PM

Shabadu wrote:

Please. Sarky's wang is so massive it warps the space-time continuum when he approaches.

That reminds me of a h-manga i read once...*shudders*

jezza · 03-10-2005 07:21PM

Aint that his head?

Raphael · 03-10-2005 08:04PM

jezza wrote:

Aint that his head?

Well yes deary, the head is an important part of the wang. You'll understand that when you discover boys

Talliesin · 03-10-2005 08:11PM

jezza: My sarky, you've got a big head.

sarky: That's what YORE MA said.

tSubh Dearg · 03-10-2005 10:04PM

To quote Sarky: You have caused lol

I almost fell out of bed

Talliesin · 03-10-2005 10:17PM

You obviously need to be restrained in it, for your own safety, if you had fallen out you could have gotten a nasty bruise.

jezza · 03-10-2005 10:43PM

Let me shiver, let me cry
let me hurt and let me die
let me fall and let me scream
let me live my nightmare dream
let me throb and let me bleed
let me want and let me need
watch you bleed, watch you cry
watch you shake as you die
I'll let you fall, I'll let you scream
I'll make you live my nightmare dream

Talliesin · 03-10-2005 10:49PM

Why?

jezza · 03-10-2005 10:53PM

Brecauise i wanna already

Talliesin · 03-10-2005 10:54PM

Oooh. Good comeback.

You win this round...

Nevyn · 03-10-2005 11:17PM

ahhh

And I want to feel passion
I want to feel pain
I want to weep at the sound of your name
Come make me laugh
Come make me cry
Just make me feel
Alive

Raphael · 04-10-2005 07:17AM

I'm the fear that keeps you awake,
I'm the shadows on the wall,
I'm the monsters they become,
I'm the nightmare in your skull,
I'm a dagger in your back,
An extra turn upon the rack,
I'm the quivering in your heart,
A stabbing pain, a sudden start....

And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me.
I do it all because I'm evil,
And I do it all for free…
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.

tba · 04-10-2005 07:30AM

Im a little teapot
Short and Stout
This is my wang
Im gonna take it out.

Raphael · 04-10-2005 07:38AM

:eek:

Nevyn · 04-10-2005 08:42AM

tSubh Dearg · 04-10-2005 11:02AM

I wish you would post more tba...comic gold that is!

04-10-2005 11:11AM

Wang - Now my favorite word ever

04-10-2005 11:55AM

Also this thread is the 7th biggest on the whole of boards.ie well done guys :cool:

Shabadu 474
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Sarky 401
funky penguin 250
jezza 227
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tSubh Dearg 140
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Le Rack 94
NotMe 90
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kawaii 71
Talliesin 67
sanncoo 61
airetam_storm 48
tba 38
Thaedydal 24
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Raphael 19
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Gone West · 04-10-2005 12:21PM

were getting higher up the ranks...
and we were recently added to the biki as a thread of fame.

Once they(admins) decide to finally hard delete all those post whoring threads:
"what X did you X [insert tense here] last night"
and the like, we will be up close to #1.
But, be gratefull the sarky orifice thread wont be culled, because we dont get postcount++ from it, because its in the nest. and also* because we actually type sentsances(sometimes) and our posts consist of more than
"METALLICA -ENTER SANDMAN"
etc.

LONG LIVE SARKY'S ORIFICE!

*also because we have infiltrated the admin ¬_¬

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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