Why I Fired My Secretary...

Why I Fired My Secretary...
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> Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That
> Morning.
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> I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And
> Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me.
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> As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy
> Birthday."
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> I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will
> Remember.
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> My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For
> The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.
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> As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "good Morning,
> Boss, Happy Birthday!"
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> It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered.
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> I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said,
> "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday,
> Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."
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> I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day.
> Let's Go!"
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> We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go.
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> We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two
> Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously On The Way Back To
> The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day... We
> Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"
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> I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
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> She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."
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> After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "boss, If
> You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll
> Be Right Back."
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> "ok." I Nervously Replied.
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> She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came
> Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And
> Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers, All Singing "happy Birthday".
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> And I Just Sat There...
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> On The Couch...
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> Naked.