I have a new toy!

jezza · 25-09-2005 02:31PM #1

Called photoshoppage!!

Lets the the pics that you can fcuk up!!

amp · 25-09-2005 06:23PM

What's that now?

Chad ghostal · 25-09-2005 07:37PM

i think she got a vibrator

Rhyme · 25-09-2005 07:58PM

Saw the title and was disappointed at the lack of attachments

Matthewthebig · 25-09-2005 08:09PM

rampart rabbits eh?

Rhyme · 26-09-2005 08:00AM

Matthewthebig wrote:

rampart rabbits eh?

To the battlements!!

jezza · 26-09-2005 04:19PM

Pervs! No I have not got a rampent rabbit, yet.

Sarky · 26-09-2005 06:37PM

/me rebuilds the shattered walls with a series of randomly shaped sections before the onslaught begins again

Talliesin · 26-09-2005 06:48PM

Send for the Holy Hand Grenade!

jezza · 26-09-2005 06:54PM

Anyone else have the new britney perfume?! Its really nice

ANarcho-Munk · 26-09-2005 07:37PM

Watch out, tis a vicous man eating rabbit!

jezza · 26-09-2005 09:10PM

Hey you trouble!!
Why ain't you and helen on my forums ne more? Chaos get too much for ya?!

ANarcho-Munk · 26-09-2005 10:22PM

jezza wrote:

Hey you trouble!!
Why ain't you and helen on my forums ne more? Chaos get too much for ya?!

Damn straight trouble! you and helen go back to jezzs' forum

That stupid trouble guy is some meejit.....

jezza · 26-09-2005 10:24PM

I wuv your bunnies!

ANarcho-Munk · 26-09-2005 10:29PM

jezza wrote:

I wuv your bunnies!

Don't get too close though, they might bite your hands off.

jezza · 26-09-2005 10:32PM

Lol...watchin the match yesterday!?!?

ANarcho-Munk · 26-09-2005 10:42PM

Yup I saw most of it. I got a lot of homework off tonight even though we still lost

I heard on the radio that Colm Cooper got punched in the face while the camera's weren't on him which was kinda slack.....

jezza · 26-09-2005 10:48PM

Jesus...It was a great match though...For Gods sake though!! No wonder yere winning nothing with that fukking jersey! Jesus. Looks like someone sneezed on yis

ANarcho-Munk · 26-09-2005 10:53PM

Green and gold are more aero dynamic and thus make them move faster.

jezza · 26-09-2005 10:56PM

Green and a snotty yellow are gross, and they mesmerise the other teammates, ths making em lose!! Im onto something here!

Sarky · 27-09-2005 04:29PM

I wrote a new song today. It's called "Shut The Hell Up Jezza!"

Would you like to hear it?

koneko · 27-09-2005 04:34PM

OOoh yes please!

jezza · 27-09-2005 04:35PM

Yes.

Sarky · 27-09-2005 04:53PM

VERY WELL!

*Ahem*

/me takes a drink of water

There are many painful things in this world you can go through,
From pulling out your nose hairs, to the mighty Guinness poo,
Falling from the roof and breaking arm and ankle bones,
The worst, however's listening to Jezza as she drones.

CHORUS:
Shut the hell up, Jezza, I don't want to hear no "but"s,
Hearing you is worse than being kicked right in the nuts,
Go and paint a picture, or go and have a nap,
I don't care which one it is, just shut yer bloody yap!

A paper cut can cause such exquisite agony,
And little's worse than being scalded by a pot of tea,
Drinking mouthwash to get drunk does no favours for your liver,
I've tried all these yet Jezza's voice it makes me shiver.

(CHORUS)

(15 minute kazoo solo with 24 time-changes)

I once tried diving, missed the pool and made a great big crater,
(It wasn't half so bad as having sex with that cheese grater)
But these are fluffy bliss compared to Jezza's awful speech,
It's just too much, I'll take no more, /me drinks a pint of bleach!

(CHORUSx2)

ANarcho-Munk · 27-09-2005 07:36PM

Bravo Mr. Sarks!

jezza · 27-09-2005 08:34PM

I'm touched...but Bleh!!

Matthewthebig · 27-09-2005 08:53PM

i FOWLed

Shabadu · 27-09-2005 09:32PM

Sarky for President! Jezza for Mrs. President! Me for director of sit-com based on their lives!

jezza · 27-09-2005 10:11PM

Hey Im gonna make my reality tv show! And Sarky is NOT gonna be on it.

Rhyme · 28-09-2005 08:11AM

Kazoo solo!

*tear*

Sarky · 28-09-2005 04:21PM

jezza wrote:

Hey Im gonna make my reality tv show! And Sarky is NOT gonna be on it.

And that is why it will fail, like the immune system of a child with AIDS.

I have a new toy!

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