I have a new toy!

jezza

Called photoshoppage!!



Lets the the pics that you can fcuk up!!

amp

What's that now?

Chad ghostal

i think she got a vibrator

Rhyme

Saw the title and was disappointed at the lack of attachments

Matthewthebig

rampart rabbits eh?

Rhyme

Matthewthebig wrote:

rampart rabbits eh?

To the battlements!!

jezza

Pervs! No I have not got a rampent rabbit, yet.

Sarky

/me rebuilds the shattered walls with a series of randomly shaped sections before the onslaught begins again

Talliesin

Send for the Holy Hand Grenade!

jezza

Anyone else have the new britney perfume?! Its really nice

ANarcho-Munk

Watch out, tis a vicous man eating rabbit!

jezza

Hey you trouble!!
Why ain't you and helen on my forums ne more? Chaos get too much for ya?!

ANarcho-Munk

jezza wrote:

Hey you trouble!!
Why ain't you and helen on my forums ne more? Chaos get too much for ya?!

Damn straight trouble! you and helen go back to jezzs' forum



That stupid trouble guy is some meejit.....

jezza

I wuv your bunnies!

ANarcho-Munk

jezza wrote:

I wuv your bunnies!

Don't get too close though, they might bite your hands off.

jezza

Lol...watchin the match yesterday!?!?

ANarcho-Munk

Yup I saw most of it. I got a lot of homework off tonight even though we still lost

I heard on the radio that Colm Cooper got punched in the face while the camera's weren't on him which was kinda slack.....

jezza

Jesus...It was a great match though...For Gods sake though!! No wonder yere winning nothing with that fukking jersey! Jesus. Looks like someone sneezed on yis

ANarcho-Munk

Green and gold are more aero dynamic and thus make them move faster.

jezza

Green and a snotty yellow are gross, and they mesmerise the other teammates, ths making em lose!! Im onto something here!

Sarky

I wrote a new song today. It's called "Shut The Hell Up Jezza!"

Would you like to hear it?

koneko

OOoh yes please!

jezza

Yes.

Sarky

VERY WELL!

*Ahem*

/me takes a drink of water





There are many painful things in this world you can go through,
From pulling out your nose hairs, to the mighty Guinness poo,
Falling from the roof and breaking arm and ankle bones,
The worst, however's listening to Jezza as she drones.


CHORUS:
Shut the hell up, Jezza, I don't want to hear no "but"s,
Hearing you is worse than being kicked right in the nuts,
Go and paint a picture, or go and have a nap,
I don't care which one it is, just shut yer bloody yap!


A paper cut can cause such exquisite agony,
And little's worse than being scalded by a pot of tea,
Drinking mouthwash to get drunk does no favours for your liver,
I've tried all these yet Jezza's voice it makes me shiver.

(CHORUS)

(15 minute kazoo solo with 24 time-changes)

I once tried diving, missed the pool and made a great big crater,
(It wasn't half so bad as having sex with that cheese grater)
But these are fluffy bliss compared to Jezza's awful speech,
It's just too much, I'll take no more, /me drinks a pint of bleach!

(CHORUSx2)

ANarcho-Munk

Bravo Mr. Sarks!

jezza

I'm touched...but Bleh!!

Matthewthebig

i FOWLed

Shabadu

Sarky for President! Jezza for Mrs. President! Me for director of sit-com based on their lives!

jezza

Hey Im gonna make my reality tv show! And Sarky is NOT gonna be on it.

Rhyme

Kazoo solo!

*tear*

Sarky

jezza wrote:

Hey Im gonna make my reality tv show! And Sarky is NOT gonna be on it.

And that is why it will fail, like the immune system of a child with AIDS.

jezza

It will not fail! You jumped up little jerk

Sarky

Hey, HEY! That was uncalled for!

I'm kinda tall, actually.

jezza

Well Sarky..No offence..But with you it would be like Pure Mule...

ANarcho-Munk

loike Pure Mule........

jezza

shaggan da gards wifey!! I live pretty near where the "building site" for that is!!