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Jenny Lorigan 04-05

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 238 ✭✭Per Liefsonson


    Don't think so. Not according to Garfield and he knows all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    There were cookies at the reunion? o.O Why did I not see of these?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 238 ✭✭Per Liefsonson


    JenLorigan wrote:
    Lasagne cookies!
    My stomach is rumbling already...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Steph: 'Twas at the big reunion. I was going around with a lunchbox type thing full of cookies. I'm vaguely sure you were there...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    I was at all reunions, but I saw no cookies. Perhaps it was while I was trying to chase down my camera.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    I meant I'm pretty sure you were there for the cookies. Fear not! for I shall make more at some stage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭emptyspoon


    Jen! Oh how we laughed about many a thing, mostly involving blood/death/babies, but just not enough. You have another year..or two no? Please say you do...or..or...I'll shake my fist!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    I have at least one more year. Maaaybe two.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭Love


    ME LOVES JENNEH AND HER COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Ah, buying love with cookies...

    (Actual love. Not Sophia. Though I should try that...)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭Love


    Yes. Yes you should. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    So do I buy you from you, or someone else?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭Love


    I'm not sure. From me I think. Yes. Me. In exchange for cookies :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Bueno. It shall be so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭Love


    Yay!! I get cookies! *dances* Who needs a Sophia anyways when you can have cookies...?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Or, if you're me, you get cookies and Sophia. But I don't like stuff I bake... :/

    Which remindsme, my sister is back from Italy today, I meant to make muffins... Oops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭Love


    JenLorigan wrote:
    Or, if you're me, you get cookies and Sophia
    Lucky you!!
    JenLorigan wrote:
    But I don't like stuff I bake... :/

    Why not?! Your cookies are greaterrificooliciousexy!! When I move out next year, can I kidnap you? (I can't cook, so if you say no, I'll die of food poisoning, and then you'll be a murderer... or is it murderess.. hmm... *ponders* ... ... ... Anyways, the point is, I'll die. *guilt* *guilt*)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Sure, why not.

    To the Jenkidnappingmobile! [cue PFM playing panpipes]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    Doodleoodleoodleoodleoo!
    *panpipes magically disappear back into the ether*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Good work, Panpipe Monkey.

    Now back in your box.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    I'll come, I have experience in Jen-napping


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Judging by past experience all it requires is a long coat and a lenient TA.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    2 lenient TA's, a juggling instructor and an elevator actually


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 566 ✭✭✭elephamt king


    Raphael wrote:
    2 lenient TA's, a juggling instructor and an elevator actually
    belive me, a syringe full of bleach is just soooo much easier, or so im led to believe
    *cue dog with the shifty eyes*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Like [that guy's name, which will be left out for his safety]'s chat-up line:


    Does this smell like chloroform to you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭Love


    Hmm... I like that one... 'Tis better than "I have a tractor, will you go out with me?" or "If you go out with me I'll leave yer ma alone..."

    *shudder*

    Aaanyways, the Jen-napping shall take place at the October 1st reunion, but someone else will have to drive the Jen-napping mobile because I'll be over the legal jam-tart limit and I can't drive. And it can't be the pan-pipe player. So... who's our driver?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Oh of course, the pan-pipe player.

    If this was real life, I'd stalk away at this point, but as it's the interent I will hum 'Buttercup Baby' instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    belive me, a syringe full of bleach is just soooo much easier, or so im led to believe
    *cue dog with the shifty eyes*
    But Aonghus's way involves juggling...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    My degree in Panpipery states that I can operate heavy machinery while playing delightful batman music on the panpipes. But only batman music. Anything else and we go careening off a conveniently placed cliff.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭Love


    Ok then. The pan-pipe player it shall be! (in spite of the fact I don't know her and have only the vaguest idea that she's a blonde girl called Steph)


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