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LOTR-the worst tripe i've watched in years,if not ever

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Originally posted by Longfield

    Worst "blockbuster" movie of 2001 if not the last 10 years (at least)..

    Now you're definitely talking bollocks - haven't you seen Pearl Harbour?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18 Teleute


    I definitely find it difficult to look at this from the point of view of someone who hasn't read the books - I may not remember everything that happened, but I am at least aware of the "big" plot twists.

    Alb, I'm pretty sure some people had different lines, but it didn't happen often - I think Boromir had one or two, maybe to give him that extra bit of screentime since he won't be in the next two. Mostly it was the same people but at different times.

    Oh, wait, I found one. In the book, when Bilbo gives Frodo the mithril vest he says "It's a pretty thing, isn't it?" But in the film, Gimli calls it pretty when he sees it. He just talks about the value in the book. I can't remember if Bilbo called it pretty in the film, too.

    Yossarin, it's probably worse in terms of workload, but psychologically? Eight subjects, all honours, expected to get a "good" honour (ie. A or B) in every one - and my boyfriend, who's in 1st year in the course I want to do, keeps telling me how awful it is? Honestly, sometimes I just want to hit him. 33 hours a week? School is (6.5 x 4) + 4.5 = 30.5, so I don't see what he's complaining about.

    Anyway, I've got to run now. Bye!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭MarcusGarvey


    I don't know about the Worst blockbuster of 2001, nope, no no no. Theres been far far worse ones.

    The past ten years ? Christ no. Theres been some really good bad blockbusters in the past 10 years. Lethal Weapon 4, most of the trek ****e, countless pieces of crap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭alb


    The 4th batman movie was even worse than lethel weapon 4, and the 3rd one was farily terrible too iirc. There's been a bad blockbuster every 2 months for the last 5 years anyway :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    The Mummy/The Mummy Returns?


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,821 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Seen the film this afternoon and enjoyed it. SFX very good & has an old fashion sense of uncompromising evil in the villians.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭dragonkin


    It was great.
    I thought frodo was very good and portrayed the struggle of being forced to carry the ring very well but legolas rocks my world anyone who shows that calm in the face of death deserves credit.
    The panaramics where great although the plot was weak in places but I was desperate for a fantasy movie of any sort so I didn't mind too much.
    In fact I'm going to see it tomorrow, again.

    DK


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,443 ✭✭✭✭bonkey


    OK, so there's been a lot of nattering on about the ending (or lack thereof) in FOTR. I thought I'd offer my 2c.

    LOTR is not a trilogy. It was printed in three volumes, and is divided into 6 so-called "books", but these are merely seperations of cenvenience (in the former case) and structure (in the latter).

    Someone involved in the project rightly or wrongly decided to break the movies where the books broke. IMHO, this was a poor decision. Yes, it has kept fans of the books happy. No, it will not matter once the trilogy is complete, but I still think it was a poor decision, for a variety of reasons. Not only does it cause problems with one of the later movies (too much to cut in one, apparently), but it also causes problems for those who havent read the books.

    People who have not read LOTR should be able to go to this film knowing nothing about it on the way in, and understanding what went on when they come out. For me, the movie has failed this test with everyone I know who has not read the books and gone to see it.

    They should understand that they are only partly through the story without an LOTR fan explaining it to them in the lobby or by knowing that its a three-film project. They should be able to understand why Bilbo's face distorted in Rivendell when he wanted the ring, and why Galadriel pronounced herself unchanged after being offered the ring and ranting about ruling the world. But they dont.

    FOTR, as a story, transitioned to the big screen better than I expected. Its flawed in places (my opinion). I dont necessarily agree with the directorial cuts and additions. Having said that, it avoids most of the drudgery which I find abundant in the written version and remains true to the overall story.

    My main gripe is that in catering to the afficienado's with so much detail, it often forgets that some viewers havent read the books and need explanations. OK - maybe it isnt always story-central, but there's so much of it in there that it all mounts up.

    Did anyone who hasnt read the books notice how Legolas walked differently to the others across snow, and if so, can you explain why? I'm sure almost all of those who read the books will know these answers.

    Interestingly, from reading reviews, I have found serious criticisms of the camerawork, SFX, music, continuity, etc *only* from reviewers who havent read the books. Are the book-readers somewhat blinded by their dream come true? Are they proclaiming it as the greatest movie ever made too loudly, simply because its a job well done that they so desperately wanted to be good?

    FOTR is a good movie. It has its flaws, but remains a good movie. Having read the book, it is very difficult to understand the criticisms from those who have not read it, but we should try :)

    Oh - and in my book, its still not the best movie of the year. Jeunet takes that honour for me with his sublime Amelie.

    jc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭Swifty


    Seen it last night. I hadn't read the books beforehand so I was like "Wuh?" when it ended. I enjoyed it, the special effects etc. were fantastic. I dont think I saw Frodo blink once through the whole thing :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭ObeyGiant


    Originally posted by bonkey
    People who have not read LOTR should be able to go to this film knowing nothing about it on the way in, and understanding what went on when they come out. For me, the movie has failed this test with everyone I know who has not read the books and gone to see it.
    Really?
    I have seen the film twice now, and I couldn't report a more different experience. Both times I've seen the film, I went with a varied group of friends, some of whom had read the book, and some who hadn't. Not one person came out of it wondering what went on for the past 3 hours. Certainly, some little things had to be explained (e.g. that the Uruk-hai wasn't Saruman), but other than that, nothing really stopped them from understanding the story. As a matter of fact, the people that were most singing the praises of the film most loudly were the people who haven't read the book.
    Originally posted by bonkey
    They should be able to understand why Bilbo's face distorted in Rivendell when he wanted the ring, and why Galadriel pronounced herself unchanged after being offered the ring and ranting about ruling the world. But they dont ... Did anyone who hasnt read the books notice how Legolas walked differently to the others across snow, and if so, can you explain why? I'm sure almost all of those who read the books will know these answers.
    What?
    You want the director to explain every character's quirks?
    Not one of the things you mentioned above were instrumental to people's understanding of the story. It's nice that, having read the books, people can see these things differently, but they are certainly not important to the storyline, explaining them all would have slowed the entire pace of the film, so they're left there to be picked up on by those who have read the book, and not distract those who haven't. To paraphrase a great man - "The viewers have teeth, for God's sake, let them chew".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Originally posted by ObeyGiant

    What?
    You want the director to explain every character's quirks?
    Not one of the things you mentioned above were instrumental to people's understanding of the story. It's nice that, having read the books, people can see these things differently, but they are certainly not important to the storyline, explaining them all would have slowed the entire pace of the film, so they're left there to be picked up on by those who have read the book, and not distract those who haven't. To paraphrase a great man - "The viewers have teeth, for God's sake, let them chew".

    I really have to agree with Giant here.

    One of LOTRs strengths is the fact that it doesn't treat the viewer as a child, and keep explaining things to them, leading them by the hand, as such.
    It's refreshing to see a film that doesn't follow the good old hollywood rutine of making films for people with 15 minute attention spans.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,712 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Originally posted by AngelWhore
    It's refreshing to see a film that doesn't follow the good old hollywood rutine of making films for people with 15 minute attention spans.

    IE ppl who read a book and wanted it dramitized for their poor imaginations, rather than those with one that fell asleep.

    oh, btw monty, yes imho Pearl Harbour was better :D

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Wasnt Pearl harbour also 3 hours long with 1 major action scene and the rest of the film really really boring?? (dont look at me... I didnt see it. I was about to but some friends of mine directed me elsewhere (FF) they had just come out of it.) Maybe I'll rent it out and give you an opinion later.



    One thing you gotta admit...LOTR pulls you in better then any other film to a different world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,712 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Originally posted by BlitzKrieg
    One thing you gotta admit...LOTR pulls you in better then any other film to a different world.

    I just wonder if thats exactly the point, ie some need the "in your face" variety of different world before they can become one with the movie.

    Personally, lights dimming, flickering screen transports me, but each to their own, if it takes LOTR to rock your boat , so be it, reality must be a very dull place for you......

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Originally posted by Longfield

    IE ppl who read a book and wanted it dramitized for their poor imaginations, rather than those with one that fell asleep.

    You're quite amazing, Longfield, you really are.

    I'm actualy at a loss for words for once.
    I really don't know what to say.

    I've no idea how to deal with this level of Childishness.

    I mean...
    You're first arguement was based solely on the fact that "There was no sense of closure"...

    Then, when Dadakopf says he thought the Script was poor, YOU start blurbing about how it was rubbish also!
    When asked about why you think the script was bad, you don't reply!

    Now you're seemingly just throwing insults!


    I don't know what to think, I really dont...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Originally posted by Longfield


    I just wonder if thats exactly the point, ie some need the "in your face" variety of different world before they can become one with the movie.

    Personally, lights dimming, flickering screen transports me, but each to their own, if it takes LOTR to rock your boat , so be it, reality must be a very dull place for you......


    WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT LORD OF THE RINGS (the film) WAS VERY VERY VERY GOOD AT TRANSLATING THE MIDDLE EARTH ATMOSPHERE OF A FANTASY WORLD. Magic does not stand out in the film everything looks natural. It is very well made film which i enjoyed.

    If you've seen any of Peter Jacksons previous films you would undertsnad why I'm so impressed. And I was pointing out an opinion of how visually its impressive i dont know what your on about me needing that amount of SFX to satisfy.


    Your argument as angelwhore has pointed out has become childish. Answer the goddamn questions we've asked. If you didnt like the film ok. Just dont pour it here onto the boards as if its the word of god. Try being casual.

    Stranger: "I love LOTR"
    You: "Naa personnally i didnt like it."
    Stranger: "Oh why?"
    You: "personnaly felt that a, b and c didnt appeal to me."
    Stranger: "Oh ok...you suck."
    You: "I dont care bye."

    That approach might have worked instead of a 3 page argument p*ssing most replies off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭ayatollah


    ok first the fellowship of the ring is one of the best films i have ever seen!!!

    secondly its not anyone else's fault except your own if you could not follow the film as i went with some friends who had not read the book and with the exception of one or two parts could follow the whole film!!!

    and thirdly peter jackson - the director even said that he recommends that everyone read the book before watching the film!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,443 ✭✭✭✭bonkey


    Originally posted by ayatollah
    secondly its not anyone else's fault except your own if you could not follow the film as i went with some friends who had not read the book and with the exception of one or two parts could follow the whole film!!!

    Err, if there were one or two parts they couldnt follow, then by your logic it is their own fault. I would argue that while the overall story is mostly obvious and simple, there are a lot of nuances within the film which people who have read the books see and go "aaaahhh", while many of those who havent read the books either miss it compltetely or go "WTF was that about".

    Put it like this. Planet of the Apes (the remake) had one of the dodgiest endings in ages, which had a lot of people scratching their heads and going "Huh?" By the logic being applied here to FOTR, then this was the fault of the audience for lack of understanding, and not of Burton et al for lack of clarity or explanation.

    There is a fine line between cleverness and obscurity. If there is something which the movie explains, but which you need to be alert for, then its clever. More clever are the seemingly innocuous bits which have great relevance on second watching. What is generally never excusable are the unexplained bits - non-trivial things which happen which are not explained before, during or after....and there are moments like this in FOTR.
    peter jackson - the director even said that he recommends that everyone read the book before watching the film!!!!
    Which to me only goes to prove that despite his best efforts, he acknowledges that due to cuts and/or other reasons, there is stuff in the movie which you can only understand properly having read the book.

    He could be taking the stance that having read the book will give you a much greater appreciation of what he has done, but I dont think so. I have 3 or 4 friends who read FOTR for the first time in order to "prepare" for the movie. Without exception, each of them has said in retrospect that they shouldnt have, as they spent the duration comparing the movie to the book, seeing how things were visualised, and so on, rather than just sitting back and enjoying a damned fine movie.

    At the end of the day, I (personally) find it a very poor comment on the movie that you should read the book first, or that you need to read the book first. If that is the recommendation of the director, then I would maintain that the director has failed to bring the book to the screen successfully.

    jc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by ayatollah
    ok first the fellowship of the ring is one of the best films i have ever seen!!!

    its a very good film, but not the best in ages...
    Originally posted by ayatollah


    secondly its not anyone else's fault except your own if you could not follow the film as i went with some friends who had not read the book and with the exception of one or two parts could follow the whole film!!!

    not true.
    just because you could follow it, doesnt mean everyone can.
    half the people i went to see it with fell asleep during it.
    hard to follow a film if youre asleep
    Originally posted by ayatollah

    and thirdly peter jackson - the director even said that he recommends that everyone read the book before watching the film!!!!

    why did he recommend it?
    is it because he loves lotr and thinks everyone should read it?
    or is it because he thinkits people will explain the film better when they watch it?
    no one should ever have to read a book to understand a film.
    it is the film makers job to make a belivable world in a couple of hours and a film that has direction that people should be able to follow without having to do some sort of study beforehand.
    is it an exam situation now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭ObeyGiant


    Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
    its a very good film, but not the best in ages...
    He never said it was the best film in ages - he said it was "one of the best films [he has] ever seen!!!".
    At least allow the lad to have an opinion.
    Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
    no one should ever have to read a book to understand a film.
    it is the film makers job to make a belivable world in a couple of hours and a film that has direction that people should be able to follow without having to do some sort of study beforehand.
    is it an exam situation now?
    I agree - noone should ever have to read a book to understand a film. For one, it sets the viewer into the wrong kind of mindset for when they are actually watching the film (as I reckon was the case with Bonkey's friends).
    However - who could not understand the film?
    Little lad finds an evil ring that can only be destroyed in a certain volcano - a group of lads set out to said volcano, and get set upon by all sorts of evil stuff. What's not to understand?

    As for whether or not Jackson succeeded in creating a believable world... Of course he did. Anyone who says otherwise is an incurable cynic, who probably went into the film wanting to hate it anyway. Elves, wizards and orcs? Pish Posh.

    I believe Jackson's recommendation of reading the book before watching the film probably comes from his belief that people will enjoy the film more having read the book, understood the background story, and, as Bonkey previously pointed out, understood the character's traits a little better. I don't believe, in any way, that this was a cop-out for him having made a "directionless" film. As a matter of fact, I think that if he had have gone out of his way to make the film any more accessible to people who hadn't read the book, it would have taken away from the film as a whole.

    Having read the books or not, it was an enjoyable film.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    You'se are all nuts I tell ya!!!

    :D

    As far as I'm concerned and I imagine most film makers.... a film cannot really be translated directly from a book... take any adaptation....

    Let's say any Stephen King book which has been transferred to film.... they're all generally shíte compared to the books, but then you have to be a fan of his. The Stand couldn't be done properly, the shining was good alright, IT was bóllox, and so on blah blah blah....

    Hannibal is another example. Not everything that was in the book was in the film... it's just not possible sometimes...

    I couldn't be arséd thinking of more, but I think u get the point. Everyone's being just a little nit picky here no??? Yes, I think so.

    I myself haven't seen FOTR yes, and I haven't read the book in a VERY long time, so I'm lookin forward to seeing the film, it shold bring alot back to me.... then I'm gonna read the book again, and see how well the film really did, but either way a film is NEVER the same and usually never as good as the book....

    Just my two euro :)


    <edited for clarity>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭ayatollah


    the point i was trying to make was that the plot was not that difficult to follow and the parts that my friends didnt understand were -
    why did borimor gonuts all of a sudden??
    why did bilbo go all gremlin on frodo??
    and why was frodo entrusted with the ring and not a great warrior like aaragon or borimor!!??!!?!

    and the reason that peter jackson said that everyone sholud read lotr is cause he is a massive j r r tolkien fan and believes it is a peice of literary genius!!

    i am not saying that the film is flawless - there are many parts that are missing from the film that i think are valuable to the story line of the book!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Originally posted by ObeyGiant

    As for whether or not Jackson succeeded in creating a believable world... Of course he did. Anyone who says otherwise is an incurable cynic, who probably went into the film wanting to hate it anyway. Elves, wizards and orcs? Pish Posh.

    I agree here...

    I find generaly that people who didn't like the film just hate fantasy in general. "Wizards? Elves? Pff... That's just STUPID!"

    On talking to Robbo yesterday (Just after seeing the film for my third time!), he just saw the film also... He commented "It was great, if you like that whole elves and faries thing..."


  • Subscribers Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭PhilipMarlowe


    Saw it last night, having started the book a few time without ever even getting through even book 1....
    I loved it... cinematography was excellent.... beautiful eye candy effects... good acting... etc.

    I loved the way it ended.. a girl in the cinema shouted out "wha?" at the ending... now that was funny... but i loved the way it closed the first phase and made me impatient for the next bit...

    Evil is brilliantly represented in the film.

    In some weird way, it reminds me in of probably the greatest "feel good" film ever, "It's a wonderful life", where the bad guy gets away with it... except you know that there will be a part 2... & 3.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    On talking to Robbo yesterday (Just after seeing the film for my third time!), he just saw the film also... He commented "It was great, if you like that whole elves and faries thing..."

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭MarcusGarvey




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 875 ✭✭✭EvilGeorge


    ARGH!! grab your pitch forks. lets get 'im lads :-|


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,525 ✭✭✭JustHalf


    Personally, I only had one problem with the film - and that was Arwen having super-powers, calling the river like that (when in the book it was pretty clear it was Elrond opening a dam, the water embellished with horses by Gandalf).


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Gah! Loads of long replies which I just don't have time to read.

    Here are my thoughts:

    They should have let the world know that it's the first part of a trilogy so heathens like Longfield who haven't read the books (FOR SHAME!!!) would understand.

    There is infact closure (actually, it runs a little into book 2 for the ending) as the Fellowship is broken. That's where THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING ends you see - and that's the name of the film - think about it for a second.

    OK, everyone has an opinion, but Longfield - you seem to have totally mis-understood what's going on - I feel sorry for you, I really do because you have not gotten the same level of enjoyment out of the film as I have and I loved it.

    <mini-spoiler>
    A little sad to see that some stuff had to be sliced out (Tom Bombadil and Goldberry and the Barrow-Downs section), but as it was, in 3 hours I'm not sure they could have fit any more in and stayed true to the main story. For the sake of another 5 - 10 minutes, they should have left the giving of presents from Galadriel as the cloaks are important - fair enough, it shows the phial of star light being given (only because it plays such a major part in the end of the next one), but that was more an annoyance than anything else.

    I can't wait to see the next part - I just finished reading book 2 last night. Ents are going to rule - it'll be class seeing them demolish Isengard and the "big scrap" will no boubt r0><0r!
    </mini-spoiler>

    Anyway, I loved it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,415 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    I'd agree with Kharns comments. It was a tremendously difficult book to turn into a film, and they did a fine job. I was a little disappointed with the hobbits getting the swords the wrong way and stuff like that, but such is life: the story was Frodo and the Ring, with the Fellowship thrown in: anything else was liable to be cut for the sake of cutting down on time, and thats just life.

    Also, for those of you who were frustrated at the end of the film: you aint seen nothin yet! :)

    The ending of the 2nd book is much more of a cliff hanger and yer one saying "wha?" is going to be more like "wtf?! argghhhhhh another year!"

    Al.


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