Fun fun happy jokes!!

juNkie · 08-03-2000 04:16PM #1

1. What's the difference between Northside Girl and Northside Man?

Northside Girls have higher sperm counts.

2. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and Bosco?

You can only get one hand up Bosco.

3. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.

4. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and Lionel Ritchie?

Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.

5. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and a walruss?

One's got a moustache and smells of fish, the other is a walruss.

6. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and a KitKat?

You can only get four fingers in a KitKat.

7. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and a plate of spaghetti?

A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.

8. What have a Northside Girl and a Scooter got in common ?

You wouldn't want your friends to see you riding one.

9. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and a supermarket trolley?

A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own

juNkie · 08-03-2000 04:17PM

What's the difference between Crufts and a Northside nightclub?

There are fewer dogs at Crufts.

LOL

TwoShedsJackson · 08-03-2000 04:23PM

lol.

What's a Northsider's definition of a creche?

A head-on collision in Foxrock.

And with thanks to Sheron (non-Northside this)

What do women & tornadoes have in common?

When they come they're warm & wet, but when they leave they take the house & car.

Fun fun happy jokes!!

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