sister mary

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of
Silence. The Priest said,

"Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome
here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do
so".

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5
years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been
here for 5 years. You may speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will
get you a better bed."

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was
called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the
Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest
again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two
words today."

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done
nothing but bitch since you got here."