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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Sarky wrote:
    /glances at MoJu

    Crap, big beard, sleevey arms?

    I cannot defeat him.

    *Unless...*

    /me performs flashy posing moves, yells, and explodes,transforming into Japanese Schoolgirl with big boobies

    ^_^
    /me loses to Sarky due to being male


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Atomic Group Love Megahug Power- ACTIVATE!!! ^_^


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me runs up wall, grabs ornamental chop-sticks of Friendship, and snaps them in two as an ironic symbol.

    /me then performs flashy exit move to, eh, exit.

    *WATASHI WA NIIIIIIINNNNNNNNJA DESU!!!!!!!!*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Oh no! He got away!"

    "What? You mean he got away?"

    "Yes!"

    "*GASP*"

    "So, he got away then! But we'll be ready for next time!"

    "You think he'll be back?"

    "Yes!"

    "*GASP*"

    "Wibbly!"

    "[laughs] You said it, Wibblypie!"

    [everyone laughs]

    "Hahahahahahaha!"
    "Hahahahahahaha!"
    "Hahahahahahaha!"

    "Wibbly!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me plays Pizza of enternal hunger trap card!


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Am I suddenly in an episode of yu gi oh? Where's the guy who may or may not be dressed as a dog?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono
    Kintama no kame aru
    Sore no oto saru bo bo
    Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu
    Hey hey let's go kenka suru
    Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
    Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
    Let's fighting love!
    Let's fighting love!
    Kono uta chotto baka wa
    Wake ga wakaranai
    Eigo ga mecha-kucha Daijobu - we do it all the time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    33 posts to go.

    Jesus was 33 when he was crucified, I just saw an ad for 3 mobiles. Truly this thread is blessed by the lord.

    <3 tSubhDearg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Happy face man


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    33 or now rather 31 posts till what? TELL ME!!!!! is it the end of the world??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    ¬_¬
    it's a secret,
    you'll have to take the secret oath..
    then send nudie pictures to moju..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I'm thinking of an object. Metal. Most of us use at least one every day.

    What is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Spork!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Jesus. H. Christ.


    O_o


    Truly, I bow down to your psychic abilities.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    It was actually a fork but damn you that was close.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i guess i should own up..

    i didn't get the answer right :(
    my goldfish stole your brain worms and asked them :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    >:0

    DAMN YOU BRAIN WORMS!

    Serves me right for eating a cornish pasty, i suppose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Who's got brain worms and why aren't they sharing them????

    Hellooooooo people! We need to be spreading the love!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Does chlamydia count?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me uses lightning facial orifice power to blast brain worms out of head


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    why is it soooooooo warrrrum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    omg- fp must have a temperature! it would explain why it has become so hot in the aul orifice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me uses meatvisin to turn feces into meat

    now we can eat like royalty or scatologists. Up to you really


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    what about veg-em-e-tarians?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    wharrabout them, tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    cuz moju made feces meat and vegematarians don't eat meat...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I understand dearie. I was being derisive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ssshhh tired, head hurts, sinus hurts, throat hurts...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Same here :(

    I'm off to bed, suggest you do the same.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    omigod, we should stay for a few more posts


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