Sarky, In my orifice please.

Matthewthebig · 03-09-2005 05:57PM

page 58 for me

oh yeah

/me thrusts

tSubh Dearg · 03-09-2005 10:03PM

aahh the orfice is so cosy but may be in need of a little colonic irrigation at this stage

Chad ghostal · 03-09-2005 10:20PM

No need to waste all of that precious water..
we'll just pile up all the rubbish in the corner and have ourselves a bonfire,
we can burn funky's old nappies to give extra flavouring
yum

Matthewthebig · 03-09-2005 10:32PM

Are we the new goatse?

Chad ghostal · 03-09-2005 10:35PM

No!
tubgirl is the new goatse,
we can't mess with the laws of the interwebs,
at best we can hope to be the new star wars kid (except prettier)

Matthewthebig · 03-09-2005 11:29PM

What version?

please say the clone one

pretty please

OLDYELLAR · 03-09-2005 11:33PM

je suis drunk

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2005 12:37AM

I've just realised I've been failing in my duties! *starts alphabetising condiments and combing all the luxuriant hair*

Matthewthebig · 04-09-2005 01:15AM

/me handmaidens

TS need to reclaim this thread

Chad ghostal · 04-09-2005 01:30AM

what was my job again.. ?

/starts spray painting the trams (just in case)

Gone West · 04-09-2005 01:36AM

OLDYELLAR wrote:

je suis drunk

wow, this is like. the first quote.
in... ages.
je suis avec mary-jane dans ce moment.

*is that weird how my french came back all of a sudden.

Gone West · 04-09-2005 01:37AM

were about 60 posts away from it.

BlitzKrieg · 04-09-2005 03:37AM

away from what?

Chad ghostal · 04-09-2005 04:13AM

Pfft "it"..
the big "it"..
we'll be there soon..then with the rejoycing..!

Sarky · 04-09-2005 08:22AM

I'm feeling much less like my head's trying to remove itself today.

This calls for tea and biscuits. And strippers.

Matthewthebig · 04-09-2005 09:33AM

and blackjack?

becaues oits always needed near strippers

Sarky · 04-09-2005 10:56AM

If by blackjack, you mean those little clubs for knocking people out made famous in the Thief games, then yes.

Matthewthebig · 04-09-2005 11:37AM

whatever you say sarky

OLDYELLAR · 04-09-2005 11:38AM

shake rock an roll baby

shake my whammy fanny funky song funky song

Sarky · 04-09-2005 11:50AM

Matthewthebig wrote:

whatever you say sarky

How else will the ugly people get them to stay still long enough?

Kinetic^ · 04-09-2005 12:09PM

Purple monkey dishwasher

Sarky · 04-09-2005 12:11PM

Try harder.

OLDYELLAR · 04-09-2005 12:12PM

bloody shinobi

funky penguin · 04-09-2005 12:28PM

HHHHAAAAAAIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Go go go mojo!

Sarky · 04-09-2005 12:35PM

/me throws down smoke bomb, emerging in full NINJA garb, just like in Ninja Terminator.

funky penguin · 04-09-2005 12:45PM

SAKESAKE!!!!!!! HASOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

/me throws death ninja stars of doom.

Sarky · 04-09-2005 12:53PM

/me flicks tanto at blinding speed, parrying ninja stars and sending them flying back to Funky-san

*Wails on a guitar at the same time*

Matthewthebig · 04-09-2005 01:19PM

/me throws beard over shoulder and puts arms in sleeves

Sarky · 04-09-2005 01:26PM

/glances at MoJu

Crap, big beard, sleevey arms?

I cannot defeat him.

*Unless...*

/me performs flashy posing moves, yells, and explodes,transforming into Japanese Schoolgirl with big boobies

^_^

ANarcho-Munk · 04-09-2005 01:57PM

Sarky wrote:

/me flicks tanto at blinding speed, parrying ninja stars and sending them flying back to Funky-san

*Wails on a guitar at the same time*

whoa! that was just so totally sweet!

I better not piss this ninja off!

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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