Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu · 01-09-2005 08:45PM

I love the soap I have in the loo- it's got honey and buttermilk in it. Makes my hands smell luverly.

Shabadu · 01-09-2005 08:48PM

I got a load of really nice scarves today in Penneys.

Le Rack · 01-09-2005 08:51PM

yeah penny's is great! I think we have that soap in school!

Shabadu · 01-09-2005 08:54PM

I got the soap in the french market. It cost me €6! They probably don't have it in your school

Le Rack · 01-09-2005 08:56PM

okay well we have a radox one like it!

tSubh Dearg · 01-09-2005 11:23PM

I

SHABADU!!

shhhh no shouting!

sorry

BEAT · 02-09-2005 12:25PM

Shabadu wrote:

The date for my wedding is set, btw! 8th of september 2006 \o/

/me makes a note of date

so, did anyone see that movie Wedding Crashers?

Sarky · 02-09-2005 12:37PM

WTF?

I had something funny to say, but that 666 link Funky posted caused me to be logged out. I spent five minutes trying to log back in, and now that I finally made it back, I've forgotten the funny thing I was going to say.

Fie and shame, Senor Penguin! A pox on thee, again, and once more again! Three times thrice, a pox on thee!

Le Rack · 02-09-2005 04:29PM

Sarky wrote:

WTF?

I had something funny to say, but that 666 link Funky posted caused me to be logged out. I spent five minutes trying to log back in, and now that I finally made it back, I've forgotten the funny thing I was going to say.

Fie and shame, Senor Penguin! A pox on thee, again, and once more again! Three times thrice, a pox on thee!

nawh you rock!

Sarky · 02-09-2005 05:38PM

That was never in doubt, surely.

But Funky's stealing my thunder.

Give me back my thunder, you scurrilous bounder!

Sarky · 02-09-2005 07:33PM

I've just realised that what I thought was the Voyeurism forum is actually the Volunteerism forum.

I should really start paying attention to what forum I'm in...

BEAT · 02-09-2005 07:34PM

naughty naughty boy :P

Sarky · 02-09-2005 07:38PM

Well, it would have been naughty if I'd gotten some sort of thrill out of watching poeple, er, volunteer for stuff, or whatever it is people do on that forum...

funky penguin · 02-09-2005 08:17PM

Le Rack wrote:

I thinkits on the top of the thread....

Hey Funky, bet I have a claim to fame that you don't?????

I'm just waiting for you to ask and get all annoyed but I do have a serious claim to fame especially for this thread!

I bet it's your giant rack!

Matthewthebig · 02-09-2005 10:24PM

its the biggest rack a mate of mine knows

/me does big boob dance

Le Rack · 03-09-2005 09:39AM

Matthewthebig wrote:

its the biggest rack a mate of mine knows

/me does big boob dance

yeah I know! And he knows fcuking well! Dya know, bights on boobs, take forever to heel!

Sarky · 03-09-2005 09:42AM

I was two and a half hours late for work today, because Jack Daniels were in a pub in town, giving free hipflasks with every measure of their drink bought. Four friends of mine asked me to get them a flask because they couldn't make it.

The things I do for some people...

*holds head to make the bad noises go away*

Matthewthebig · 03-09-2005 09:46AM

on a unrelated not i think TS need to take over this thread again.

too many "others" in here

Le Rack · 03-09-2005 09:47AM

well if you go back far enough I've been here since the start, but couldn't open the thread then for ages!

Sarky · 03-09-2005 09:48AM

Ow!

*covers ears*

Please, shhh...

I suppose I deserve it for also ordering, and I quote, "Teh spiced rumz0r".

Thank god I knew the barmaid...

Matthewthebig · 03-09-2005 09:52AM

how many hipflasks did you obtain?

Sarky · 03-09-2005 09:59AM

/me searches bag

Uhh, four.

I wish Guinness and Morgan's rum had offers going on the night too.

tSubh Dearg · 03-09-2005 10:58AM

/me hands Sarky a cold compress for his head and a revitilising cup of tea and breakfast roll

Sarky · 03-09-2005 11:05AM

Urgh, it's unpleasant enough trying to keep water down.

Perhaps replacing every drop of blood in my body with that of someone less hungover might help. 'Ere, tSubhy, what's yer blood type? *Produces large syringe*

tSubh Dearg · 03-09-2005 12:35PM

Sarky wrote:

Urgh, it's unpleasant enough trying to keep water down.

Perhaps replacing every drop of blood in my body with that of someone less hungover might help. 'Ere, tSubhy, what's yer blood type? *Produces large syringe*

Oh you drank THAT much well then there's nothing I can do to help you except hand you a basin and motillium tablets.

No idea what blood type I am, most likely A but small chance I'm O, definately negative whatever it is though. Genetics is fun!

Sarky · 03-09-2005 12:43PM

Damn, doesn't sound like mine.

*Looks at Funky Penguin*

You'll do! Give me your blood!

/me chases FP with syringe

Matthewthebig · 03-09-2005 01:12PM

O is a universal doner

it can help or **** up

or so lost tells me

grimloch · 03-09-2005 04:21PM

I believe that its 0- specifically thats the universal donor.

Now carry on with your silliness.

/slinks out.

funky penguin · 03-09-2005 05:01PM

Lucky I'm O Neg Sarky! YAY! \0/

Syringe away old chum.

funky penguin · 03-09-2005 05:02PM

Page 115 w00tage/spammage \0/.

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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