A Brief History of Time

StupidLikeAFox · 01-09-2005 01:34AM #1

The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less

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From http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze3fs8i/hist/hist.html

pred racer · 01-09-2005 06:29AM

Cool.
Wonder how long that took to whittle down.

Pigman II · 01-09-2005 03:23PM

It's still a lot to write on the back of your arm if you have a test in the morning.

whiskeyman · 01-09-2005 03:28PM

*BANG*... and here we are.

larryone · 01-09-2005 07:50PM

I always thought of it as more of a *POP*

johnny_ultimate · 01-09-2005 09:43PM

Or a kinda PSWWSSHTTT sound.

Anyway Im willing to give this a go, in much less than 200 words :

Started with a loud noise (won't go into details. It was just a noise). Anyway, this created everything more or less. Then there were these things - let's call them the living things - which were kind of alive. So these started evolving from wee little yokes to really large yokes called dinosaurs. Long story short, the dinosaurs were wiped out by cavemen / aliens (or so I hear). Then these cave people became fairly civilised over time, built pyramid thingies, spent alot of time doing nothing interesting (cept dying from something called the Black Death). They then became less civilised, learnt to swear, and started posting on internet message boards.
As for the Universe outside Earth, I dunno, stars - explosions - and er.. more stars - sums it up pretty well.

A Brief History of Time

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