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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #1922
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no, I say fair play cuz even though I only eat a small amount of meat and only chicken or pig I still couldn't survive without it!


  • #1923
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Get silleh!


  • #1924
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    say what now?


  • #1925
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    kawaii wrote:
    Get silleh!
    Shur'up stupo!


  • #1926
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I've said it before and I'll say it again.

    Vegetarians eat the stalk.

    Vegetables are what food eats, people. It's not a meal unless something died in its preparation.

    On another note, I am in considerable agony from a pair of boots that turned out to be too small. Who'd have thought you could miss chunks of flesh from your heels?


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  • #1927
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yowza! Yes this is why I love flip flops!


  • #1928
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    airetam_storm wrote:
    Shur'up stupo!

    *sniff*


  • #1929
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    leave poor dan he's hurtin!


  • #1930
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Sarky wrote:
    Vegetables are what food eats, people. It's not a meal unless something died in its preparation.
    Grimloch refuses to eat a meal unless an animal had died in it preparation :eek:
    Sarky wrote:
    On another note, I am in considerable agony from a pair of boots that turned out to be too small. Who'd have thought you could miss chunks of flesh from your heels?
    Um...thats horrible :mad:


  • #1931
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Le Rack wrote:
    leave poor dan he's hurtin!

    /me looks up at Rach - nose red and eyes glazed - and manages a smile...


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  • #1932
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Quick! Everybody pretend to be a tree!

    /me sways gently in the breeze and rustles


  • #1933
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Where's my axe?


  • #1934
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    great imagery there Dan! I could almost see you! Well a child version of you that my head made up...


  • #1935
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Just look at teh woggie in my sig...


  • #1936
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Heh...woggie...sounds like bad mix a powders ;)


  • #1937
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hehehe


  • #1938
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Um...everyone still being trees?


  • #1939
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no I had to stop cuz I'm off to rehersals, this should be interesting! BYESES!


  • #1940
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, I got bored when I saw something shiny.


    Also, having mushrooms grow on you isn't as fun as you might think.


  • #1941
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ok, thats it. airetam_storm, stfu. You're ruining this thread. Please piss off.

    MEANWHILE, BACK ON PLANET ZURGON;

    You know we belong together,
    you and I forever and ever.
    No matter where you are,
    you're my guiding star.

    And from the very first moment I saw you
    I never felt such emotion
    I'm walking on air,
    just to know (Just to know)
    You are there (You are there)

    Chorus:
    Hold me in your arms
    Don't let me go
    I want to stay forever
    Closer each day....
    Home and away...


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  • #1942
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Strewth!

    And flaming something-or-other, probably kids. Yes, that's good. You flaming kids!

    I <3 Alf...


  • #1943
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Shabadu wrote:
    Ok, thats it. airetam_storm, stfu. You're ruining this thread. Please piss off.
    :confused: What'd i do?


  • #1944
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Be'd crap?


  • #1945
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    All the orifices in all the posters in all the boards in all the internet, and they had to start forgetting it wasn't f*cking IRC in Funky Penguin's.

    Poor Funky. /me begins pouring a forty on teh kerb, then realises it's a waste of alcohol and drinks it instead.

    Ish wash Funkeh woulda, woulda, wouldaWANTSHDED!

    *falls over from liver damage*


  • #1946
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm hungry.

    I'm going to see if the Centra across the road has any pie. I feel like pie.

    Ooh, or maybe a Cornish pastie. They're like STEW PIE!

    Then I'll probably play Morrowind for another 16 hours.

    *yawn*

    Life is hard...


  • #1947
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I was wondering why haven't we left here yet?

    its starting to smell


  • #1948
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Starting to smell?

    /me hands MoJu a clothespeg

    SUCK IT UP BEEATCH!

    /me rocks out against undulating flesh


  • #1949
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    \m/ O_o \m/


  • #1950
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    So, Sarky. How was the stew pie?

    MoJu, meat vision it up a bit for him.


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  • #1951
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me meatvisions Sarky's pie

    anyone else find what i just said filthy?


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