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Odd Amazon.co.uk match!

  • 27-08-2005 07:55PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭


    Whenever one does search in amazon for a product the site will suggest other related products that one might like to also purchase as a 'perfect partner'
    eg If you were looking for FamilyGuySeason1 DVD's the sight suggest you check out FamilyGuySeason2 etc etc

    Anyway, after locating a biography for DJ John Peel imagine my surprise when I saw the book that was it's 'perfect partner'

    Honestly, some people have no respect for the dead!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Well, it is an enjoyable way to lose weight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Lmao :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    "The definitive Guide...."

    That's definately an odd one.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 31,625 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Just how can you write a whole book on it??? Thats the biggest mystery of all... But imagine being caught buying it. Ho ho ho!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    Just how can you write a whole book on it??? Thats the biggest mystery of all... But imagine being caught buying it. Ho ho ho!

    I can only imagine the breakfast table conversations if my mother found that on my bedside locker.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    ...who's surprised there's no reader reviews?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 31,625 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    grimloch wrote:
    I can only imagine the breakfast table conversations if my mother found that on my bedside locker.

    Or awkward lack thereof :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,466 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Amazon wrote:
    Reviews

    Book Description
    Does it make you go bald or blind or give you hairy palms? Will you rot in Hell for ever more? No! It’s a fact: **** is good for you and the benefits are endless! Think of it: it’s free; non time-consuming; there’s none of that ‘was it good for you, darling?’; you don’t need to dress up for it (unless you want to, of course); it relieves stress; it¹s always on hand and the list goes on. Read all about it here! There are stories, jokes, one-liners and even a bit of background history and further reading for you! And remember: **** is an entirely self-taught skill!

    Synopsis
    Does it make you go bald or blind or give you hairy palms? Will you rot in Hell forever more? No! It's a fact: **** is good for you and the benefits are endless! Here are stories, jokes and one-liners for you! Remember: **** is an entirely self-taught skill. Practice safe sex - go f*** yourself!

    Its only £2.99! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    I can just imagine the Peelster up there on the great mixing desk in the sky having a laugh at that one.

    I can even hear him reading out the title in that accent of his like it was a piece on his Home Truths show.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    what a great idea for christmas a present


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 31,625 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Bond-007 wrote:
    Its always on hand

    If that's not the best pun ever I'll eat my metaphorical hat!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭Ri_Nollaig


    certainly wud b good bed time reading anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    If that's not the best pun ever I'll eat my metaphorical hat!
    You stole my ****ING avatar!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,050 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Was i talking to you?

    NO!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,423 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Did ye see the author of the book? Dick Palmer! :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 31,625 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Was i talking to you?

    NO!

    Bring it on! Fight after school!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,804 ✭✭✭Setun


    FIGHT AT THE CHURCH 3.45PM!!!

    I was... eh... bought that book as a prez... and I eh... haven't looked back since...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 719 ✭✭✭CrimE


    Think of it: it’s free; non time-consuming; there’s none of that ‘was it good for you, darling?’

    Here here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    lmao hilarious!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    lol was a paculiar perfect partner!

    Maybe it's Amazon humour suggesting John Peel's a bit of a..... :D


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