Things To Do In An Elevator

Cured_Alright · 2005-08-25 14:53:33

Think up funny things to do in an elevator to scare or confuse your fellow passengers or just other cool things. For Example: Look at your watch and say, "Ahhhh sh*t, 5 o'clock already? (or whatever time it is) Then ask a fellow passenger what direction Mecca is and when they respond in the negative say "Doesn't matter…

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Think up funny things to do in an elevator to scare or confuse your fellow passengers or just other cool things.

For Example:

Look at your watch and say, "Ahhhh sh*t, 5 o'clock already? (or whatever time it is) Then ask a fellow passenger what direction Mecca is and when they respond in the negative say "Doesn't matter anyway, I'll just guess". Then get on your knees and start bowing up and down and chanting some meaningless islamic sounding chant until you come to the next floor and then stand up and get out very calmly.

Now your turn.

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#2 25-08-2005 02:59PM

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I've seen something like this before. I think it was here

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#3 25-08-2005 03:11PM

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Get Elevated of course :cool:

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#4 25-08-2005 03:12PM

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Fart.

Loudly and with meaning. Then press the "stop" button in the lift.

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#5 25-08-2005 03:12PM

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While I'm posting here its a goddam lift not an elevator.

Damn yank

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#6 25-08-2005 03:25PM

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ronoc wrote:

While I'm posting here its a goddam lift not an elevator.

Damn yank

Damn right!

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#7 25-08-2005 03:33PM

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Starting rubbing the head of the person beside you... and tell them there a gooood boy there a goooood boy in a sleazy manner

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#8 25-08-2005 03:39PM

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trishw78 wrote:

Starting rubbing the head of the person beside you... and tell them there a gooood boy there a goooood boy in a sleazy manner

hehe. Start asking them if they will play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors against you. Or ask if they ever play "this game", and start puffing your cheeks and slapping them, thus pushing the air out. Ask them simple things like what they think of your shoes. Say that you stole them, but it's your little secret.

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#9 25-08-2005 03:40PM

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Start chanting the following quietly, but get louder as you go on:

"The angel of death is coming, i have to kill all non believers"

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#10 25-08-2005 03:46PM

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"The green dawn has a great dawn coming" - Jim Morrison. Said as above.

"Feel the blood, children! Feel it, rushing through your loins. What will we do?? Grow the seeds, the seeds! It is all ending. Rainbows on the horizon, jump on them, explode your minds. Burn, burn, burn! Help us all, Lord, help us evade the heat with your infinite wisdom."

Proceed as if nothing happened.

Or pretend you've lost a contact lens, and start getting reeally angry with ppl for moving. Don't allow them off. Even better if you're wearing glasses.

Or hijack the lift.

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#11 25-08-2005 03:49PM

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Stand beside all the buttons. When someone gets in the lift ask them what floor they want and blatently press the wrong button. Lather, rince repeat.

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#12 25-08-2005 03:59PM

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ronoc wrote:

Stand beside all the buttons. When someone gets in the lift ask them what floor they want and blatently press the wrong button. Lather, rince repeat.

mmm That one is on Azzit.de

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#13 25-08-2005 04:21PM

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sterculelum wrote:

mmm That one is on Azzit.de

No it isn't... :mad:

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#14 25-08-2005 04:28PM

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Should we take this outside?

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#15 25-08-2005 04:29PM

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Start masturbating profusely, talking to yourself. Then get frustrated when you can't come.

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#16 25-08-2005 04:54PM

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My uncle was in a lift with a man, no conversation nothing, just as they were at the ground floor before the doors opened this man threw my uncle to the ground. When the doors open he gets up and dusts himself off and exclaims "jeez that was fast!" much to the amusement/distress of the people waiting to get in.

Needless to say they've been best friends ever since!

I would love to do it but would never have the balls.

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#17 25-08-2005 04:59PM

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Start making modem connection noises loudly.

"mmmmmmmbeeeeeeeepdingdongdingdongssshhhhhhhhhhhhh".

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#18 25-08-2005 05:03PM

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take calls and have conversations on an imaginary phone

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When the door opens, shriek and point whispering "what the ****?". Be really slow about going through the threshold and put one foot out first.

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Or tip your hat at a women (or small girl) and say, in your slickest voice, "Here's lookin at you, kid". Wink. See what happens.

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#21 25-08-2005 05:40PM

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Suddenly scream and jump up and down shouting "Rat! Rat! Rat!

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#22 25-08-2005 05:42PM

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Or "Spider! Spider! Spider!" and then pick it up and eat it.

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#23 25-08-2005 05:55PM

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let loose a really bouncy bouncy ball (you know those small little rubber ones)

or a box of bouncy balls

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#24 25-08-2005 05:56PM

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Wear a balaclava

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Dress in a suit and a Richard Nixon mask and hold a money bag from a bank, just act really calm like nothing is wrong

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Walk in like the General with your hand on your face. Stare at the person beside you. Finally say, "I know. Meet me at the Spire at 17hundred hrs or I will tell everyone".

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#27 25-08-2005 06:03PM

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Dress as Santa and sit on a stool in the corner. Invite people to sit on your lap and tell you what they want for Christmas.

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Bring in a desk and chair and ask people if they have an appointment. When they say no, kindly ask them to wait in the waiting room (the other lift).

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#29 25-08-2005 06:11PM

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Started coughing very softly, then start to cough really loud and fall to the floor, when people start to lean over you and ask if you're ok stand up immediately and pretend nothing happened. When asked if you're ok laugh and say "Yeah fine, why do you ask?" Then they say because you were coughing and you say "That? Oh that happens all the time, don't worry."

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In a packed lift choose a stranger and stand directly infront of them and stare into their soul (eyes).

(This is a great thread)

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#31 25-08-2005 09:51PM

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=293879

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