Things To Do In An Elevator

Cured_Alright

Think up funny things to do in an elevator to scare or confuse your fellow passengers or just other cool things.

For Example:

Look at your watch and say, "Ahhhh sh*t, 5 o'clock already? (or whatever time it is) Then ask a fellow passenger what direction Mecca is and when they respond in the negative say "Doesn't matter anyway, I'll just guess". Then get on your knees and start bowing up and down and chanting some meaningless islamic sounding chant until you come to the next floor and then stand up and get out very calmly.

Now your turn.

sterculelum

I've seen something like this before. I think it was here

Get Elevated of course :cool:

DrIndy

Fart.

Loudly and with meaning. Then press the "stop" button in the lift.

While I'm posting here its a goddam lift not an elevator.

Damn yank

sterculelum

ronoc wrote:

While I'm posting here its a goddam lift not an elevator.

Damn yank

Damn right!

trishw78

Starting rubbing the head of the person beside you... and tell them there a gooood boy there a goooood boy in a sleazy manner

sterculelum

trishw78 wrote:

Starting rubbing the head of the person beside you... and tell them there a gooood boy there a goooood boy in a sleazy manner

hehe. Start asking them if they will play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors against you. Or ask if they ever play "this game", and start puffing your cheeks and slapping them, thus pushing the air out. Ask them simple things like what they think of your shoes. Say that you stole them, but it's your little secret.

delly

Start chanting the following quietly, but get louder as you go on:

"The angel of death is coming, i have to kill all non believers"

sterculelum

"The green dawn has a great dawn coming" - Jim Morrison. Said as above.

"Feel the blood, children! Feel it, rushing through your loins. What will we do?? Grow the seeds, the seeds! It is all ending. Rainbows on the horizon, jump on them, explode your minds. Burn, burn, burn! Help us all, Lord, help us evade the heat with your infinite wisdom."

Proceed as if nothing happened.

Or pretend you've lost a contact lens, and start getting reeally angry with ppl for moving. Don't allow them off. Even better if you're wearing glasses.

Or hijack the lift.

Stand beside all the buttons. When someone gets in the lift ask them what floor they want and blatently press the wrong button. Lather, rince repeat.

sterculelum

ronoc wrote:

Stand beside all the buttons. When someone gets in the lift ask them what floor they want and blatently press the wrong button. Lather, rince repeat.

mmm That one is on Azzit.de

sterculelum

sterculelum wrote:

mmm That one is on Azzit.de

No it isn't... :mad:

sterculelum

Should we take this outside?

sterculelum

Start masturbating profusely, talking to yourself. Then get frustrated when you can't come.

bang_bang_rosie

My uncle was in a lift with a man, no conversation nothing, just as they were at the ground floor before the doors opened this man threw my uncle to the ground. When the doors open he gets up and dusts himself off and exclaims "jeez that was fast!" much to the amusement/distress of the people waiting to get in.

Needless to say they've been best friends ever since!

I would love to do it but would never have the balls.

Fobia

Start making modem connection noises loudly.

"mmmmmmmbeeeeeeeepdingdongdingdongssshhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Cured_Alright

take calls and have conversations on an imaginary phone

sterculelum

When the door opens, shriek and point whispering "what the ****?". Be really slow about going through the threshold and put one foot out first.

sterculelum

Or tip your hat at a women (or small girl) and say, in your slickest voice, "Here's lookin at you, kid". Wink. See what happens.

Cured_Alright

Suddenly scream and jump up and down shouting "Rat! Rat! Rat!

sterculelum

Or "Spider! Spider! Spider!" and then pick it up and eat it.

ergo

let loose a really bouncy bouncy ball (you know those small little rubber ones)


or a box of bouncy balls

Cured_Alright

Wear a balaclava

Cured_Alright

Dress in a suit and a Richard Nixon mask and hold a money bag from a bank, just act really calm like nothing is wrong

sterculelum

Walk in like the General with your hand on your face. Stare at the person beside you. Finally say, "I know. Meet me at the Spire at 17hundred hrs or I will tell everyone".

Cured_Alright

Dress as Santa and sit on a stool in the corner. Invite people to sit on your lap and tell you what they want for Christmas.

sterculelum

Bring in a desk and chair and ask people if they have an appointment. When they say no, kindly ask them to wait in the waiting room (the other lift).

Cured_Alright

Started coughing very softly, then start to cough really loud and fall to the floor, when people start to lean over you and ask if you're ok stand up immediately and pretend nothing happened. When asked if you're ok laugh and say "Yeah fine, why do you ask?" Then they say because you were coughing and you say "That? Oh that happens all the time, don't worry."

In a packed lift choose a stranger and stand directly infront of them and stare into their soul (eyes).



(This is a great thread)

*marie*

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=293879

or

http://www.area51newmexico.com

sterculelum

From that area 51 thing: (at a fast food): "refuse to pay til they win at rock/paper/scissors).

Oh how I laugh...

trishw78

sterculelum wrote:

Bring in a desk and chair and ask people if they have an appointment. When they say no, kindly ask them to wait in the waiting room (the other lift).

LOL thats brilliant

ask eveyone what there doing in the Doctors Tardis. When the lift stops push past everyone & tell them they must be carefull there in a Dalek controlled land

sterculelum

When they step on, say "where to, luv?" and then press the button. Drive an imanginary steering wheel and then when it stops, say "that'll be 10 euros, please". This can only work if there is one person with you.

trishw78

Tell the next person that gets on there a bomb in the lift and if it stops it'll blow up...

trishw78

just thought of another one...

When the goes down grab hold of the person beside and say "I'll be good, I'll be good I don't want to go to Hell" alternatively if the lift goes up Sing "Glory be we're going to Heaven Glory be"

or...

Start sing 'Love in an Elevator'

BlitzKrieg

where's that video file of the lads having a disco in an elevator?

Numina

hmm, things to do in an elevator, how about have sex, but I'm pretty sure a lot of people here are nerds

trishw78

awe I was going to say that ^^...

wear a trench coat and hat carry a brief case and say to the next person that gets in the lift "The rain is wet & cold" put the case down beside them and step off the lift

Le Rack

Sex might work, if you want to be featured in a porno vid....
Let a really stinky fart just before you get out so the people left have to suffer and people getting in will suffer too!

Rozabeez

GAH!! It's all fun and games untill you get kicked out of the Jervis centre!!!!

trishw78

tisk tisk....

Cured_Alright

Wear a suit, except take off the pants and replace them with a diaper (nappy, whatever you say). Keep on the socks and shoes. Act as normal as possible.

Cured_Alright

Have an accomplice somewhere outside the elevator. Have him/her ring your phone when your in the elevator. Talk for a second looking concerned and confused. Turn to the person next to you, hold out the phone to the person and say looking very confused "I'ts, uh, for you." Hand them the phone. The person not in the elevator will scream "Did you have sex with her!!"(or him, depending on who is in the elevator. The person in the elevator can tell the person outside if the fellow passenger is male or female) When he/she answers the person on the phone will answer no matter what the other person says "You f*cked with the wrong marine!!!" then hang up immediately.

trishw78

start scratching yourself and say to the person beside you 'Gosh this scabbies I have is nearly cleared up'

kawaii

Light a lil campfire in the corner...

trishw78

start talkin to your imaginary friend and tell him to put away the 10" blade & not kill the other people. Then start a fight with him (imaginary friend) to get the knife

trishw78

take to yourself in the third person

sterculelum

Just press the button you want and then wait til you reach your destination, before getting off.

wayfarer

Go into the lift wearing a big purple velvet overcoat with a top hat and cane and, to all present, say the following in your best impression of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka:

"This isn't just an ordinary up-and-down lift! This lift can go sideways and longways and slantways and any other way you can think of! It can visit any single room in the whole factory, no matter where it is! You simply press the button... and zing!... you're off!"

smoke.me.a.kipper

say 'ping' as you pass each floor

say sorry im late to people already in the lift as the doors open for you to get on.

ask if it would be alright if you had a hand shandy and start groping your nether regions.