Your Teams Best Chants?

Seaneh · 11-08-2005 03:50PM #1

What's the best chant you know for the team you support.
Here at athlone we have quite a few and not all of them are repeatable in the presence of ladies.

I'll get us started with a chant that graced the hallowed grounds of St. Mels park many a winter night a few years back and I'm sure many away fans would even remember it.

"Who needs cantona... We've got ROD DE KHORS!

and allso the legendary chant just for our neighbours.

"your father is your brother,
your sister is your mother,
Your shagging oneanother,
you're a longford family,
your mam and your dad,
your dad and your gran,
your nothing but some inbred longford scum"

Sang to the tune of the adams family.
all in good fun ofcourse.

also sang at flancare and "did you lock your caravan" and many more.

Oh yeah and who could forget...

"oooooooooh we hate sligo, and we hate sligo, we hate sligo and we hate sligo, he hate sligo and we hate sligo, because, we, are, sligo, haters"

the last one is sang by just about every first division club.

applehunter · 11-08-2005 04:08PM

I always enjoy singing the "Banks" after a good result. Only about 1/2 the people know the verses but everybody joins in for the chorus with our hands in the air.

'Tis mighty stuff on certain nights.

Chong · 11-08-2005 04:11PM

Same old Arsenal always cheating.

jem · 11-08-2005 04:26PM

Banner at Anfield trophy room-
For those watching in blue & white this is what a european cup looks like followed by a picture of the EC.

YeatsCounty · 11-08-2005 05:02PM

Seaneh wrote:

Oh yeah and who could forget...

"oooooooooh we hate sligo, and we hate sligo, we hate sligo and we hate sligo, he hate sligo and we hate sligo, because, we, are, sligo, haters"

the last one is sang by just about every first division club.

It's because we're just so damn good (last five games notwithstanding), isn't it?

I can't recall any good SRFC chants......

Third_Echelon · 11-08-2005 05:06PM

If you remember Daniel Amokachi, who used to play for Everton in the mid 90's. Very strong, Nigerian international...

The chant from the stands went something like:

He's big, he's black
He'll fit 5 in the back
He's Amo-taxi
Amo-taxi

slightly racist, but funny all the same

ianomccabe · 11-08-2005 06:04PM

one of the funniest was at the merseyside derby a few years ago about duncan ferguson

"in for a weekend out for a month,
in for a weekend out for a month,
in for a weekend out for a month,
Duncan is a tampon"

_blank_ · 11-08-2005 06:17PM

Brian Kerr is a w@nker
He wears a w@ankers hat
When Jayo went to Poland
He didn't fancy that.
He played an English b@stard
But Clinton couldn't score.
He's just a Pat's kn@cker
Fu(k off to Inchicore

is one of the good ones

I also love our version of The Red Flag, and the

Drum & Handclap in the background "BOM-bom-bom-bom-bom BOM-bom-bom-bom BOM-bom-bom-bom
BOM-bom-bom-bom-bom BOM-bom-bom-bom BOM-bom-bom-bom
BOM-BOM-BOM"
Chanting - Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-oooh-ooooh"
Classic!
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-oooh-ooooh

growler · 11-08-2005 07:39PM

"you can stick your va va voom up your @rse,
you can stick your va va voom up your @rse,
you can stick your va va voom, stick your va va voom

you can stick your va va voom up your @rse"

repeat X 20

to scousers :
your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
you can't get a job coz your so fecking thick

in your liverpool slums

plenty more verses to that

Necronomicon · 11-08-2005 07:43PM

He came from Urugayyy......................
He made the scousers cryyyyyyy..............

Pepe LeFrits · 11-08-2005 08:32PM

Double, double, double
Sol Campbell has won the double
And the c*nts down the Lane
Have won f*ck all again
And Sol Campbell has won the double.

Oh Giggsy!
He went 'round Dave and Sol!
He missed the open goal!
Oh Giggsy, Whoa...
Oh Giggsy, Whoa...

Young darren anderton
ur just a young darren anderton
Young darren anderton
ur just a young darren anderton

We'll be running round tottenham
with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round tottenham
with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round tottenham
running round tottenham
running round tottenham
with our willies hanging out

singing
we've got a foreskin
havent you?
singing
we've got a foreskin
havent you?
singing
we've got a foreskin
we've got a foreskin
we've got a foreskin
havent you?

okay, that one was a little odd...

Seaneh · 11-08-2005 08:50PM

Anti-semite! (hahaha, funneh!)

KevIRL · 11-08-2005 09:13PM

2 of the best I've heard

Few years ago when Ipswich were last place in the premier and Leeds were just above the relegation places. Game at Portman Road between the sides

Leeds Fans - "Goin down, goin down, goin down"

Ipswich Fans - "So are we, so are we, so are we"

Then Hibs V Motherwell with Andy Goram playing on goal for Motherwell, earlier in the week it was in the papers he had been diagnosed with a mild form of psyciophrneia (Sp?). He was on the goal in front of the Hibs end. Cue the Hibs fans

"There's only 2 Andy Gorams, Theres only 2 Andy Gorams....."

HashSlinging · 11-08-2005 09:32PM

oh i do like to be beside the sea-side... bray wanderers

therecklessone · 11-08-2005 11:05PM

My old man said be an Arsenal fan,
I said "F*ck off, b*llocks you're a c*nt",
We took the North Bank in half a minute,
We took the Shed with the Chelsea in it,
We hammered the Hammers,
With carving knifes and spanners,
We taught the Millwall how to fight,
So I'll never be a Gunner,
Cos every c*nts a runner,
That’s what I told my old man

We don’t need no drunken drivers,
No baggage stealers in our team,
No lying Judas or cocaine dealers
Wenger leave those kids alone
HEY WENGER,LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE,
all in all your just another prick from Arsenal

Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
from the Halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
from the Halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
from the Halfway line

MrJoeSoap · 11-08-2005 11:26PM

"He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack, Oh Kanu..."

- Not sure who sang it, not exactly accurate either.

"Lets talk about Cesc baby"

- Arsenal fans on Fabregas

applehunter · 11-08-2005 11:29PM

seansouth wrote:

Brian Kerr is a w@nker
He wears a w@ankers hat
When Jayo went to Poland
He didn't fancy that.
He played an English b@stard
But Clinton couldn't score.
He's just a Pat's kn@cker
Fu(k off to Inchicore

Thats controversial, but after the comments Kerr gave after the Bohs match it brings a smile to my cheeks.

Thanx 4 The Fish · 11-08-2005 11:35PM

1-0 down
2-1 up
Michael Owen won the cup
With a top class Paddy pass gave the lad the ball
Poor old arsenal won f*ck all

And the best ever...

______________________________________________________

When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown..
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone.
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone.
You'll never walk alone.

________________________________________________

Fields of anfield road

Outside the Shankly Gates ,
I heard a Kopite calling,
Shankly they have taken you away ,
But you left a great eleven,
Before you went to heaven ,
Now it's glory round the Fields of Anfield Road.

All round the Fields of Anfield Road,
Where once we watched the King Kenny play,
We had Heighway on the wing,
We had dreams and songs to sing ,
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road.

Outside the Paisley Gates,
I heard a Kopite calling,
Paisley they have taken you away,
You led the great 11,
Back in Rome in 77,
And the redmen they are still playing the same way.

All round the Fields of Anfield Road,
Where once we watched the King Kenny play,
We had Heighway on the wing ,
We had dreams and songs to sing,
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road.

______________________________________________

BTW just because people are quoting songs they may have heard someplace does not mean that they can flout the rules.

PHB · 11-08-2005 11:57PM

Two favorite songs:

You are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer.
You make me happy when skies are gray.
Alan Shearer may be dearer,
But please don't take my Solskjaer away!

---

"We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North
We hate the Scousers
the Cockneys of course [Sometimes sang And city of course]
And Leeds!

"We are United without any doubt
We are the Manchester boys
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na."

kensutz · 12-08-2005 12:23AM

The oldest football chant in history:

Kick It Off
Throw It In
Have A Little Scrimmage
Keep It Low
Splendid Rush
Bravo Win Or Die
On The Ball City
Never Mind The Danger
Steady On, Now's Your Chance
Hurrah We Scored A Goal.
City, City, City

*sung to Arsenal fans after being knocked out by Bayern Munich

If you beat Bayern Munich clap your hands.....

*sung to Chelsea

You're run by a russian crook, we're run by a super cook...

*Chelsea to us

You're run by a drunken bítch, we're run by Abrahmovic

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the árse of a cow
I'd fly over Ipswich tomorrow
And shít on the bástards below, below
Sh*t on, Sh*t on, Sh*t on, the b*stards below below

to the tune of always look on the bright side of life... to scum fans

Always shít on the old blue and white, do doo do doo.....

Poor grounds:

Our garden shed (Our garden shed)
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this)
Our garden shed is bigger than this....
And so is my treehouse...
Our garden shed is bigger than this

Come on, lets be havin you
come on, lets be havin you
come on, lets be havin you
come on, lets be havin you

Portman Road is falling down, falling down, falling down,
Portman Road is falling down,
It's a shíthole
Build it up with yellow and green, yellow and green, ............

kensutz · 12-08-2005 12:32AM

I-o I-o we are the Norwich boys!
I-o I-o we are the Norwich boys
and if you are an Ipswich fan
surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the City!

We love you Paul McVeigh
And if it's quite all right
We love you Paul McVeigh
Despite your lack of height
We love you Paul McVeigh
You cross the ball and we score

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the sea.
Oh I do like to walk along the prom,prom,prom
where the brass band plays
f**k off West Brom, West Brom, West Brom

When i was young i had some sense,
I bought a grenade for fifty pence,
I took it down to portman road,
and how i laughed when the f****r exploded

I like to go a wandering
Along the cliffs of Dover
And if I see an Ipswich fan
I'll kick the b*st*rd over
And over
I'll kick that b*st*rd over

E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go
when we win the title
this is what we'll sing
we are Norwich, super Norwich
Worthy is our King

Youssef:
Well here we go, here we go, here we go
Youseff is better than ju-ni-ni-oooooooooooooooo
Moroccan all over the world !!

applehunter · 12-08-2005 12:47AM

I prefer the positive chants TBH.

"Same old ??????, always cheating" and the the like are boring.

Anybody got any more "POSITIVE" chants!!!

county · 12-08-2005 01:08AM

oh manchester,oh manchester
is wonderful,is wonderful
oh manchester is wonderful
its full of tits, fanny and united
oh manchester is wonderful
oh mersyside oh mersyside is full of **** is full of ****
oh mersyside is full of ****
its full of ****,****,and more ****
oh mersyside is full of ****
oh elland road,oh elland
is full of sheep,is full of sheep
oh elland road is full of sheep
its full of sheep,sheep and more sheep
oh eeland road is full of sheep
oh brian kidd oh brian kidd is still a manc is still a manc
oh brian kidd is still a manc
he`s ****ing up leeds united
oh brian kidd is still a manc

applehunter · 12-08-2005 01:10AM

"Same old chant, different words!"

therecklessone · 12-08-2005 09:12AM

You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm findin' it hard to do anything

You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm goin' through
I just can't smile without you

You came along just like a song
And brightened my day
Who'da believed that you were part of a dream?
Now it all seems light years away

And now you know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm findin' it hard to do anything

You see, I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm goin' through
I just can't smile without you

Now some people say happiness takes so very long to find
Well I'm finding it hard leavin' your love behind me

And you see I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm findin' it hard to do anything

You see I feel glad when you're glad
I feel sad when you're sad
If you only knew what I'm goin' through
I just can't smile without you..

Courtesy of Barry Manilow and the travelling Yids

therecklessone · 12-08-2005 09:14AM

Oooh Tim Sherwood, Oooh
Oooh Tim Sherwood, Oooh
He comes from Borehamwood
He’s not very f*cking good
Oooh Tim Sherwood, Oooh

Yids again.

RustySpoon · 12-08-2005 09:38AM

I loved:

knowing me, knowing you....pahars

from the saints fans.

Green_Martian · 12-08-2005 09:46AM

Vieira Whoa...........
Vieira Whoa...........
He gave Giggsy the Ball
And Arsenal won Fu(kall
Vieira Whoa...........
Vieira Whoa...........

Green_Martian · 12-08-2005 10:21AM

I meant a man the other day,
He said he saw the the white Pele,
I asked the man him who he was,
He said his name was Wayne Rooney.......
Wayne Rooney.......Wayne Rooney.......Wayne Rooney.......

Or another version after we beat Arsenal last season:

Now as the story goes and it is true,
that arsenal came and they played in blue,
the first was scored from a penalty,
the second was scored by Wayne Rooney.......
Wayne Rooney.......Wayne Rooney.......Wayne Rooney.......

Third_Echelon · 12-08-2005 10:25AM

Davie Moyes, Davie Moyes,
Davie, Davie Moyes,
He's got red hair,
but we don't care,
Davie Davie Moyes

Run run,
Whoever you maybe,
We are the famous EFC,
And we'll Fcuk you up,
Whoever you may be,
Cos we are the famous EFC

"HE'S FAT,HE'S ROUND, HE'S GALLIC
AND HE'S SOUND,GINOLA...GINOLA"
Sung to the tune 'my eyes are dim'

Who put the ball in the red sh*tes net?
Who put the ball in the red sh*tes net?
Who put the ball in the red sh*tes net?
SUPER KEVIN CAMPBELL
Super, Super Kev
Super, Super Kev
Super, Super Kev
SUPER KEVIN CAMPBELL
Sung to the tune 'Skip to my loo'

His name is Joey Royle,
He's the leader of our team,
He was the greatest centre-forward,
That the world has ever seen,
He scored them from the free-kicks,
And he scored them from the air,
And he's sittin' over there !!!

Singing Die Die Nicky Nicky Die,
Singing Die DieNicky Nicky Die.
sung to the tune of' she'll will be comin round the
mountain ' or some say 'aye, aye ippy' -> Referring to Nicky Barmby after his defection to the other team in Liverpool

Third_Echelon · 12-08-2005 10:35AM

Oh Oh The Steven Gerrard

You Put Your Transfer In, Your Transfer Out,
In, Out, In, Out, You Shake It All About,
You Do The Steven Gerrard And **** The Club About,
Thats What It's All About !

Sung To The Tune Of The ( 'Okie Cokie' )

Who put the ball in the redsh*te's net?
Who put the ball in the redsh*te's net?
Who put the ball in the redsh*te's net?

Super Lee Carsley.

Super, Super Lee, Super, Super Lee, Super, Super Lee

Super Lee Carsley.

This one is actually genius:

KOP AID 2004

It's Christmas time,

And the redsh*te are so afraid,
It's Christmas time,
Not enough points from the games they've played,

But in our world of plenty, Rafa spreads no smile of joy,
Throw your arms around a sh*te , At Christmas time,

But say a prayer,

And Pray for the Royal Blues,
At Christmas time,
It's hard when your team win & the redsh*te lose!

There's a world outside your window, and it's a world of redsh*te fear,

Where the only waters flowing, Is a whining Kopite's tears,

And Benitez's mobile ringing was the clanging sound of doom,
Well tonight we thank God it's Moyes, instead of you,

And there won't be many points for them this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year's a draw,
Where no pass ever goes, No flick or long ball throws,

Do they know how 3 points feel at all?

(Here's to you)
3 points for everyone
(Here's to them)
Next season v Gillingham

Do they know how 3 points feel at all?

Feed the redsh*te (Let them know how 3 points feel)
Feed the redsh*te (Let them know how 3 points feel)

(Repeat then fade - into oblivion!)

(Sung to tune of The Band Aid Song Feed The World)

BLAME IT ON TRAORE

Now Djimi unlike Gerrard,
Who practiced in his backyard,
Learned his skills on the disco dancing floor,

When Frog Eyes Saw young Djimi.
Doing his disco shimmy
He signed him as a future redsh*te star!

DON’T BLAME IT ON BISCAN
DON’T BLAME IT ON HAMMAN
DON’T BLAME ON FINNAN
BLAME IT ON TRAORE

HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T
HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET
HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T
HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET

Now Djimi’s legs get tangled
At Burnley they got mangled
Old Rafa held his head in deep despair

The FA Cup’s not sacred
The trophy cabinets naked
Old Shanks he will be turning in his grave!

DON’T BLAME IT ON BISCAN
DON’T BLAME IT ON HAMMAN
DON’T BLAME ON FINNAN
BLAME IT ON TRAORE

HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T
HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET
HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T
HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET

harry kewell's a w*nker
he might as well be single
because his wife is a slag who's gettin shagged by marlon dingle!

(sung to the tune "more, more more")

His name is Heskey,
he is a showgirl...
with grass in his hair
and his arse up in the air!!! etc etc

Sung to the tune of "Copa Cabana"

Your Teams Best Chants?

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