So there was this snake loyke roysh?

Shabadu · 07-08-2005 06:16PM

This time he brought a laptop with him - a specially modified laptop. It had a solar recharger, special filters and seals to keep out the sand, a satellite link-up, and a special keyboard and joystick that Jack hoped that a fifteen-foot rattlesnake would be able to use. And, it had been hacked to not give out its location to the satellite.

I lolled.

danniemcq · 07-08-2005 06:42PM

this is one of those times on boards when replys can't even make up fot the lameness of a post

kawaii · 07-08-2005 06:48PM

The fact that that was a joke was funny enough for me.

Didn't read it of course...

Stephen · 07-08-2005 07:20PM

This thread, summarised in 1 picture.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 07-08-2005 07:25PM

Stephen wrote:

This thread, summarised in 1 picture.[/url]

*imagines a picture of a turd*

pyure · 07-08-2005 07:51PM

you stole 10 minutes of my life, I want them back !!!

great story, terrible terrible ending

Lump · 07-08-2005 08:09PM

10 Minutes, my arse you read it in ten minutes.

John

danniemcq · 07-08-2005 08:16PM

Lump wrote:

10 Minutes, my arse you read it in ten minutes.

John

what size is your arse!

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 07-08-2005 08:17PM

danniemcq wrote:

what size is your arse!

Like two basketballs.

Naos · 07-08-2005 08:28PM

He he he.
Imagine learning that and reciting it in a pub. You would be killed.

NotMe · 07-08-2005 08:44PM

I'd say the pub would be closed long before you finished the story.

curliq · 07-08-2005 09:09PM

read the last two lines, and even that was a waste of time. you stole 10 minutes of people's lives and now you must face the consequences. GIVE THEM BACK!

Flashling · 07-08-2005 10:05PM

I didn't get it.

Flashman · 10-08-2005 07:23PM

I really like it, and the ridiculous twist at the end. But whats the deal with the title to your post? Is the story from one of the o'carroll-kelly books? if it is that author is really reaching for stuff to fill his books with.

coolhandluke · 11-08-2005 01:23AM

Mear wrote:

He he he.
Imagine learning that and reciting it in a pub. You would be killed.

Reminds me of the time i was at a wedding down the country.5am in the residents bar,everyone's fairly hammered.Stories and jokes been told and everyone in stitches,some fella says he has a great joke.Proceeds to go on for about 20mins about a sheriff and his horse and "clipty clop" "clipty clop".
Everyone's waiting for the punch line and he just gets up and walks out !
Some people were none to happy !

MooShop · 11-08-2005 11:26AM

cant believe i actually read it, such crap. such a waste of time reading it. :mad:

Peteee · 11-08-2005 11:37AM

ffs

So there was this snake loyke roysh?

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