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The Old Woman

  • 29-07-2005 07:43PM
    #1
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭


    There was an woman who swallowed a fly ... right
    Why the f*ck did she swallow the f*cking fly?
    I hope she dies.


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  • #2
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    didn't she?


  • #3
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Maybe it was a tasty fly


  • #4
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well it coulda been a chocolate covered raisen and the woman's vision was going and she could have quite enjoyed it!


  • #5
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    maybe it was one of them brown snots and someone flung it at her and she enjoyed it.


  • #6
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    maybe! apparently its been scientifically (sp) proven that people who eat their own snot are healthier than, well, those who don't!


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  • #7
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Le Rack wrote:
    well it coulda been a chocolate covered raisen and the woman's vision was going and she could have quite enjoyed it!
    Yeah well she swallowed a bleedin' spider to catch the chocolate covered raisen!
    The spider wriggled, jiggled, tickled... etc.
    Do you think she'll die now?


  • #8
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Hmmm bottled snots, now thats an idea.


  • #9
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    was it a poisonous spider?


  • #10
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    maybe it was a gummy spider?


  • #11
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh yeah! They're queer nice!


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  • #12
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    queer nice? speak english women!! :)


  • #13
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    quare maybe? its a wexford thing....


  • #14
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    wexford..........pffft that surely explains it all :)


  • #15
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    wexford rocks! at least I dont talk liiiiiikke thiiieeess


  • #16
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Le Rack wrote:
    wexford rocks! at least I dont talk liiiiiikke thiiieeess


    that's cork-ese you old bag :D


  • #17
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    boggers :rolleyes:


  • #18
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    close enough!
    I'm 17 and unless you 10 or under you not allowed to call me old!


  • #19
    Stalfos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    That old man Le Rack. he scares me :eek:


  • #20
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    so your under 10 and cant tell the difference between male and female?


  • #21
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Le Rack wrote:
    cant tell the difference between male and female?


    well this is a special case :D


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  • #22
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    me or Stafols?


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The old woman was obviously a filthy deviant furry with an insectoid vore fetish.

    The sick b*tch.


  • #24
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    but then she would have had sex with them...


  • #25
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    WTF? She ate me bird! Now ffs that's a bit absurd. Eating me bird!


  • #26
    Sarky
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    Oh, not just insectoid, then.

    It's worse than I thought. She must be put down for the good of society.


  • #27
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    die old lady die!


  • #28
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Now that's a motto I feel we can all get behind!


  • #29
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    me does song and dance
    "die onld lady die die. die old lady die die"


  • #30
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    She ate a fancy cat. NOoooooeessss!


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  • #31
    Le Rack
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    yeah, sure....


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