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The Old Woman

  • 29-07-2005 7:43pm
    #1
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭


    There was an woman who swallowed a fly ... right
    Why the f*ck did she swallow the f*cking fly?
    I hope she dies.


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  • #2
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    didn't she?


  • #3
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Maybe it was a tasty fly


  • #4
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well it coulda been a chocolate covered raisen and the woman's vision was going and she could have quite enjoyed it!


  • #5
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    maybe it was one of them brown snots and someone flung it at her and she enjoyed it.


  • #6
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    maybe! apparently its been scientifically (sp) proven that people who eat their own snot are healthier than, well, those who don't!


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  • #7
    NotMe
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    Le Rack wrote:
    well it coulda been a chocolate covered raisen and the woman's vision was going and she could have quite enjoyed it!
    Yeah well she swallowed a bleedin' spider to catch the chocolate covered raisen!
    The spider wriggled, jiggled, tickled... etc.
    Do you think she'll die now?


  • #8
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Hmmm bottled snots, now thats an idea.


  • #9
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    was it a poisonous spider?


  • #10
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    maybe it was a gummy spider?


  • #11
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh yeah! They're queer nice!


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  • #12
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    queer nice? speak english women!! :)


  • #13
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    quare maybe? its a wexford thing....


  • #14
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    wexford..........pffft that surely explains it all :)


  • #15
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    wexford rocks! at least I dont talk liiiiiikke thiiieeess


  • #16
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Le Rack wrote:
    wexford rocks! at least I dont talk liiiiiikke thiiieeess


    that's cork-ese you old bag :D


  • #17
    NotMe
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    boggers :rolleyes:


  • #18
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    close enough!
    I'm 17 and unless you 10 or under you not allowed to call me old!


  • #19
    Stalfos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    That old man Le Rack. he scares me :eek:


  • #20
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    so your under 10 and cant tell the difference between male and female?


  • #21
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Le Rack wrote:
    cant tell the difference between male and female?


    well this is a special case :D


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  • #22
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    me or Stafols?


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The old woman was obviously a filthy deviant furry with an insectoid vore fetish.

    The sick b*tch.


  • #24
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    but then she would have had sex with them...


  • #25
    NotMe
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    WTF? She ate me bird! Now ffs that's a bit absurd. Eating me bird!


  • #26
    Sarky
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    Oh, not just insectoid, then.

    It's worse than I thought. She must be put down for the good of society.


  • #27
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    die old lady die!


  • #28
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Now that's a motto I feel we can all get behind!


  • #29
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    me does song and dance
    "die onld lady die die. die old lady die die"


  • #30
    NotMe
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    She ate a fancy cat. NOoooooeessss!


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  • #31
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah, sure....


  • #32
    Stalfos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    Your still scaring and as for you gender, well i wouldnt really want to lift up your tail and check as i may get a nasty surprise.


  • #33
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    None of you Brother Duckers move or I'll ban every last one of you


  • #34
    amp
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    OH MY!]


  • #35
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Oh ffs! I'm just going to be bitter and ruin the ending....she swallowed a horse, she's dead of course.


    Damn you all.


  • #36
    NotMe
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    :( I was afraid it would come to this...


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  • #37
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    i'm just dying to know if this old woman died or not!


  • #38
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sniff...


  • #39
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    A fly got up my nose once


  • #40
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ooh me too! I was sniffing a rose and it went right up there!


  • #41
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I was eating strawberries and i blew my nose really hard. and well, you dont need graphic details im sure


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  • #42
    NotMe
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    Did you inhale a spider to catch the fly?


  • #43
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no I blew it back out...


  • #44
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Lol me too.. On the strawberries.


  • #45
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    I heard that fly's going up people's noses is the first sign of.......... ah nevermind you wouldn't be interested


  • #46
    NotMe
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    It's the first sign of death by horse ingestion.


  • #47
    ANarcho-Munk
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    NotMe wrote:
    It's the first sign of death by horse ingestion.


    that's only the lesser part of it though......


  • #48
    Chad ghostal
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    it's just like jonah and the horse..
    repent your sins!!!


  • #49
    Stalfos
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    That horse knew what would happen, animals have a sixth sense about these things.


  • #50
    Chad ghostal
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    i think it's about time everyone sat down, and had some alone time with a sandwich of their choice


  • #51
    NotMe
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    There's a fly on my sandwich. Will I eat it?


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