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The Old Woman

  • 29-07-2005 08:43PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭


    There was an woman who swallowed a fly ... right
    Why the f*ck did she swallow the f*cking fly?
    I hope she dies.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    didn't she?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Maybe it was a tasty fly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well it coulda been a chocolate covered raisen and the woman's vision was going and she could have quite enjoyed it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    maybe it was one of them brown snots and someone flung it at her and she enjoyed it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    maybe! apparently its been scientifically (sp) proven that people who eat their own snot are healthier than, well, those who don't!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Le Rack wrote:
    well it coulda been a chocolate covered raisen and the woman's vision was going and she could have quite enjoyed it!
    Yeah well she swallowed a bleedin' spider to catch the chocolate covered raisen!
    The spider wriggled, jiggled, tickled... etc.
    Do you think she'll die now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Hmmm bottled snots, now thats an idea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    was it a poisonous spider?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    maybe it was a gummy spider?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh yeah! They're queer nice!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    queer nice? speak english women!! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    quare maybe? its a wexford thing....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    wexford..........pffft that surely explains it all :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    wexford rocks! at least I dont talk liiiiiikke thiiieeess


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Le Rack wrote:
    wexford rocks! at least I dont talk liiiiiikke thiiieeess


    that's cork-ese you old bag :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    boggers :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    close enough!
    I'm 17 and unless you 10 or under you not allowed to call me old!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    That old man Le Rack. he scares me :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    so your under 10 and cant tell the difference between male and female?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Le Rack wrote:
    cant tell the difference between male and female?


    well this is a special case :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    me or Stafols?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The old woman was obviously a filthy deviant furry with an insectoid vore fetish.

    The sick b*tch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    but then she would have had sex with them...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    WTF? She ate me bird! Now ffs that's a bit absurd. Eating me bird!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, not just insectoid, then.

    It's worse than I thought. She must be put down for the good of society.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    die old lady die!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Now that's a motto I feel we can all get behind!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    me does song and dance
    "die onld lady die die. die old lady die die"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    She ate a fancy cat. NOoooooeessss!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah, sure....


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