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And they say blonds are stupid....

  • 28-07-2005 02:35PM
    #1
    MiamiDancer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭


    A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

    He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, And although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he Says"
    sorry do you know me?"

    She replies

    "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one
    of my children !


    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,

    "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that
    I

    Sha@ged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your
    mate

    Whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my axse"


    "No" she replies,


    "I'm your sons' English Teacher"


Comments

  • #2
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    its been done, and better


  • #3
    Caz16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭Caz16


    MiamiDancer wrote:
    A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

    He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, And although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he Says"
    sorry do you know me?"

    She replies

    "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one
    of my children !


    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,

    "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that
    I

    Sha@ged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your
    mate

    Whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my axse"


    "No" she replies,


    "I'm your sons' English Teacher"


    lol, but arn't some of these men too dumb to understand it.


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