A very merry unbirthday to all

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 07:31PM #1

A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you, A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you,
It's great to
Drink to someone ,
And I guess that
You will do,
A very merry
Unbirthday to you!

statistics prove that you've
one birthday
one birthday every year
but there are 364 un birthdays
that is why we are all gathered here

a very merry unbirthday to all
to all
a very merry unbirthday to all
to all
thats how we sing the day away
a verry merry unbirthday
to all

EXCEPT: masteire, ramin.moslemi, kirracol (28), Stevieb (28), BrazilianCelt (27), sillyusername (26), Tournafulla (23), Hanza (22), bok (22), punkdoll (21), Aly Beggs (21), loafer's glory (21), jiminny (20), jphn_matrix (19), Talaghn (18)

26-07-2005 07:35PM

The official "I hate Mobile" thread?

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 07:38PM

no thats been and gone...this is just so those who cant celebrate their birthdays today can celebrate their unbirthday...

would you like a spot of tea?

26-07-2005 07:39PM

Oooh tea. Yes please. I like mine black. Will their be cake?

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 07:41PM

An Unbirthday Cake!

sugar with your tea?

Scraggs · 26-07-2005 07:43PM

well theres trifle does that count?
may i please have some tea 2sugars and splash of milk. Would you like a pringle?

26-07-2005 07:44PM

1 1/2 teaspoons.

Are the pringles sour cream & onion?

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 07:47PM

Jam...you have to have Jam on everything here!....hmmhmm gorgeous jam!

Scraggs · 26-07-2005 07:49PM

how did you guess?
i realise i only offered one.. i do apologise..have a few once ya pop etc etc i'm not scabby i jus got a little caught up in myself i do that sometimes on my unbirthday!

Scraggs · 26-07-2005 07:50PM

music???
we're jammin' i hope ya like jammin too

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 07:51PM

you sing the unbirthday song..duhh why do you think i put the lyrics up...

26-07-2005 07:52PM

Gotta be the Ketchup song: very traditional for an unbirthday.

Mmmmmmm... pringles with jam are nice. Pass some more please.

Scraggs · 26-07-2005 07:55PM

are there party bags?
is there a magican or will we make our own magic ;]

anybody want some family value cola? i kinda od'd on pringles dont feel good/

when can we blow the candles??

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 07:55PM

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,
How I wonder what you're at:
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky,
Up above the world you fly
Like at tea tray in the sky.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,
How I wonder what you're at:
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky.

Sparky · 26-07-2005 07:57PM

we do have unbirthday party bags

me hopes this doesnt be moved to TCN, ive no access, please dont move, please nooooooooo

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 08:00PM

then quickly drink some tea, have some unb irthday cake and join us in a few songs, if we keep celebrating we are still on topic and therefore cannot be moved.

as long as that blasted white rabbit doesnt show up we'll be fine!

26-07-2005 08:00PM

I will only drink Tesco cola. All other coke is inferior in comparison.

Who wants to dance to the unbirthday song? (one at a time ladies)

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 08:01PM

Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
We dare not stop
Or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red

Oh, painting the roses red
And many a tear we shed
Because we know
They'll cease to grow
In fact, they'll soon be dead
And yet we go ahead
Painting the roses red

Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
Oh, pardon me
But Mister Three
Why must you paint them red?

*talking*

Huh? Oh! Well, the fact is, Miss
We planted the white roses by mistake
And...

*singing*

The Queen she likes 'em red
If she saw white instead
She'd raise a fuss
And each of us
Would quickly lose his head
[Alice:Goodness!]
Since this is the part we dread
We're painting the roses red

[Alice:Oh, Dear! Then let me help you]
Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
Don't tell the Queen what you have seen
Or say that's what we said
But we're painting the roses red
Yes, painting the roses red
Not pink
Not green
Not aquamarine
We're painting the roses red!

26-07-2005 08:01PM

When is Elisha gonna pop out of the cake?

gonker · 26-07-2005 08:03PM

Do I have to wear a top hat?

Sparky · 26-07-2005 08:03PM

crap, forgot to tell her about our unbirthday party,

update: she coming over now, yeeehaaaaa

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 08:04PM

YES OF COURSE YOU DO!

and you must have a spatula on you at all times.

dear god man have you never been to an unbirthday tea party?

Sparky · 26-07-2005 08:05PM

lads elishas drunk, what shall we do i wonder..........mmmmmmmmmmmm

26-07-2005 08:06PM

Me first. Just give me 17 minutes.

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 08:07PM

verybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at.
Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
'cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he can set music back
to the caveman days.
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
but a cat's the only cat
who knows how to swing.
Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
makes you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he's gonna set this music back
to the Stone Age days.
Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at;
while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat.

gonker · 26-07-2005 08:07PM

Better put it on so don't want to lose my head

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 08:09PM

Following the leader, the leader, the leader
We're following the leader wherever he may go
We won't be home till morning, till morning
We won't be home till morning
Because he told us so

Tee dum, tee dee
A teedle ee do tee day
We're out for fun
And this is the game we play:
Come on, join in
And sing your troubles away
With a teedle ee dum
A teedle do tee day

We're following the leader, the leader, the leader
We're following the leader wherever he may go
We won't be home till morning, till morning
We won't be home till morning
Because he told us so

Tee dum, tee dee
A teedle ee do tee day
We march along and
These are the words we say:
Tee dum, tee dee,
A teedle deelde deeay
Oh, a teedle ee dum
A teedle ee do tee day

Oh, a teedle ee dum
A teedle ee do tee day

StupidLikeAFox · 26-07-2005 08:09PM

hey its MY unbirthday today, how did you know?

gonker · 26-07-2005 08:11PM

how doth the little crocodile, improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 08:11PM

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be humen too

Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire

But I don't know how to make fire

Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!

BlitzKrieg · 26-07-2005 08:13PM

Cheshire Cat: ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the momeraths outgrabe.

A very merry unbirthday to all

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