A very merry unbirthday to all

BlitzKrieg

A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you, A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you,
It's great to
Drink to someone ,
And I guess that
You will do,
A very merry
Unbirthday to you!

statistics prove that you've
one birthday
one birthday every year
but there are 364 un birthdays
that is why we are all gathered here

a very merry unbirthday to all
to all
a very merry unbirthday to all
to all
thats how we sing the day away
a verry merry unbirthday
to all

EXCEPT: masteire, ramin.moslemi, kirracol (28), Stevieb (28), BrazilianCelt (27), sillyusername (26), Tournafulla (23), Hanza (22), bok (22), punkdoll (21), Aly Beggs (21), loafer's glory (21), jiminny (20), jphn_matrix (19), Talaghn (18)

The official "I hate Mobile" thread?

BlitzKrieg

no thats been and gone...this is just so those who cant celebrate their birthdays today can celebrate their unbirthday...


would you like a spot of tea?

Oooh tea. Yes please. I like mine black. Will their be cake?

BlitzKrieg

An Unbirthday Cake!

sugar with your tea?

Scraggs

well theres trifle does that count?
may i please have some tea 2sugars and splash of milk. Would you like a pringle?

1 1/2 teaspoons.

Are the pringles sour cream & onion?

BlitzKrieg

Jam...you have to have Jam on everything here!....hmmhmm gorgeous jam!

Scraggs

how did you guess?
i realise i only offered one.. i do apologise..have a few once ya pop etc etc i'm not scabby i jus got a little caught up in myself i do that sometimes on my unbirthday!

Scraggs

music???
we're jammin' i hope ya like jammin too

BlitzKrieg

you sing the unbirthday song..duhh why do you think i put the lyrics up...

Gotta be the Ketchup song: very traditional for an unbirthday.

Mmmmmmm... pringles with jam are nice. Pass some more please.

Scraggs

are there party bags?
is there a magican or will we make our own magic ;]

anybody want some family value cola? i kinda od'd on pringles dont feel good/

when can we blow the candles??

BlitzKrieg

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,
How I wonder what you're at:
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky,
Up above the world you fly
Like at tea tray in the sky.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,
How I wonder what you're at:
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky.

Sparky

we do have unbirthday party bags








me hopes this doesnt be moved to TCN, ive no access, please dont move, please nooooooooo

BlitzKrieg

then quickly drink some tea, have some unb irthday cake and join us in a few songs, if we keep celebrating we are still on topic and therefore cannot be moved.

as long as that blasted white rabbit doesnt show up we'll be fine!

I will only drink Tesco cola. All other coke is inferior in comparison.


Who wants to dance to the unbirthday song? (one at a time ladies)

BlitzKrieg

Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
We dare not stop
Or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red

Oh, painting the roses red
And many a tear we shed
Because we know
They'll cease to grow
In fact, they'll soon be dead
And yet we go ahead
Painting the roses red

Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
Oh, pardon me
But Mister Three
Why must you paint them red?

*talking*

Huh? Oh! Well, the fact is, Miss
We planted the white roses by mistake
And...

*singing*

The Queen she likes 'em red
If she saw white instead
She'd raise a fuss
And each of us
Would quickly lose his head
[Alice:Goodness!]
Since this is the part we dread
We're painting the roses red

[Alice:Oh, Dear! Then let me help you]
Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
Don't tell the Queen what you have seen
Or say that's what we said
But we're painting the roses red
Yes, painting the roses red
Not pink
Not green
Not aquamarine
We're painting the roses red!

When is Elisha gonna pop out of the cake?

gonker

Do I have to wear a top hat?

Sparky

crap, forgot to tell her about our unbirthday party,






update: she coming over now, yeeehaaaaa

BlitzKrieg

YES OF COURSE YOU DO!


and you must have a spatula on you at all times.


dear god man have you never been to an unbirthday tea party?

Sparky

lads elishas drunk, what shall we do i wonder..........mmmmmmmmmmmm

Me first. Just give me 17 minutes.

BlitzKrieg

verybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at.
Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
'cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he can set music back
to the caveman days.
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
but a cat's the only cat
who knows how to swing.
Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
makes you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he's gonna set this music back
to the Stone Age days.
Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at;
while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat.

gonker

Better put it on so don't want to lose my head

BlitzKrieg

Following the leader, the leader, the leader
We're following the leader wherever he may go
We won't be home till morning, till morning
We won't be home till morning
Because he told us so


Tee dum, tee dee
A teedle ee do tee day
We're out for fun
And this is the game we play:
Come on, join in
And sing your troubles away
With a teedle ee dum
A teedle do tee day


We're following the leader, the leader, the leader
We're following the leader wherever he may go
We won't be home till morning, till morning
We won't be home till morning
Because he told us so


Tee dum, tee dee
A teedle ee do tee day
We march along and
These are the words we say:
Tee dum, tee dee,
A teedle deelde deeay
Oh, a teedle ee dum
A teedle ee do tee day


Oh, a teedle ee dum
A teedle ee do tee day

StupidLikeAFox

hey its MY unbirthday today, how did you know?

gonker

how doth the little crocodile, improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the

BlitzKrieg

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be humen too

Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire

But I don't know how to make fire

Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!

BlitzKrieg

Cheshire Cat: ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the momeraths outgrabe.

BlitzKrieg

March Hare: ...to us. A very know what day today is tea forget of us??


Mad Hatter: A very merry unbirthday...


March Hare: A very merry unbirthday...


Mad Hatter & March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to us! ...


March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to me.


Mad Hatter: To who?


March Hare: To me.


Mad Hatter: Oh you!


March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to you.


Mad Hatter: Who, me?


March Hare: Yes, you.


Mad Hatter: Oh me!


March Hare: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea, a very merry unbirthday to you!

gonker

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you

Happy 37th Unbirthday to ColHol. Marathon bars for everyone!

BlitzKrieg

Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!

BlitzKrieg

Deleted User wrote:

Happy 37th Unbirthday to ColHol. Marathon bars for everyone!

only 37? why he's very young...why this is my...(364 X 20 7280 (7280 - 140 )= 7140 unbirthday yet

BlitzKrieg

no wait a second thats wrong...*starts counting on his fingers...hmm *takes out notepad...* Ahhh i should have + the 140 not - it...ahh so its my 7420 unbirthday...sheesh where is my head today...oh.


its in my hat...what a perculier place to put my head...anyway


more tea please!

gonker

Has anybody got a deck of cards?

Sparky

yeah its defo the best 6916 unbirthday ive ever had thanks BlitzKrieg for a bill time and is Aristole finished with elisha yet.

more partying still to happen, yeah

gonker

gonker wrote:

Has anybody got a deck of cards?

Of course. It wouldn't be an unbirthday without them.

BlitzKrieg

Shuffle deck! Cards cut! Deal cards! Cards, halt! ... Silence! Pfwfwfwfw! ... Off with his head!

StupidLikeAFox

++

Sparky_S

Sparky_S wrote:

Aristole finished with elisha yet.

Just........one sec.......wait......ok......now you take that........yeah.......that's not mine ........oh I see.

Ok Sparky, she's all yours. Just a word of warning: think Amazonian.

BlitzKrieg

Cheshire Cat: Hmhmhmhm... and the momeraths outgrabe.


Alice: Oh, Cheshire Cat, it’s you!


Cheshire Cat: Whom did you expect? The white rabbit, perchance?


Alice: Oh, no no no no. I- I- I’m through with rabbits. I want to go home! But I can’t find my way.


Cheshire Cat: Naturally. That’s because you have no way. All ways here you see, are the queen’s ways.


Alice: But I’ve never met any queen.


Cheshire Cat: You haven’t? You haven’t? Oh, but you must! She’ll be mad about you, simply mad! Hahaha! And the momeraths outgrabe...


Alice: Please, please! Uh... how can I find her?


Cheshire Cat: Well, some go this way, some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the shortcut.

http://www.shout.net/~bigred/cheshire_cat.gif


cheshire cat rocks!

Sparky

Deleted User wrote:

Just........one sec.......wait......ok......now you take that........yeah.......that's not mine ........oh I see.

Ok Sparky, she's all yours. Just a word of warning: think Amazonian.

No way am i thinking Amazonian, that,ll put me.......ohh........off.

talk......to......you......in......about........15......minutes

you dirty fcker, did ya have to leave a mess on her face, dirty, dirty, tut tut.

StupidLikeAFox

++

gonker

Oh my fur and whiskers

BlitzKrieg

tsk tsk this is utterly not very british...drink your tea before going to play with that young filly...and dont leave your spatula lieing around!

You're just angry because you've lost £6,500 in Snap already.

Sparky

not very good, jolly ould chap, eh

BlitzKrieg

thats cause your not holding your spatula right... its meant to be a lower thrust to the buttocks...not this flat hard slap down...what kind of idiot thought you to play snap?