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The Pope Goes To The 7 Dwarfs House

  • 24-07-2005 09:12PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12


    Once upon a time the pope was cordially invited to the seven dwarfs house for dinner. As dinner went on, Dopey began asking the pope some questions. " Your Excellency" he asked "is there any dwarf nuns in the vatican?". "No" replied the pope,"there are no dwarf nuns in the vatican". "Are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?" asked dopey. "No" replied the pope. "Are there any in the world?" asked dopey. "No Dopey" said the pope " there are no dwarf nuns that i know off anywhere in the world!" The rest of the dwarfs began to whisper "Dopey Screwed A Penguin, Dopey Screwed A Penguin!!!!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Why o why did i laugh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭alleepally


    Heard it but it's a good 'un.

    oh and in a non-humour mode - the Pope is always referred to as "Your Holiness", not "Your excellency"


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