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RECIPE - add the next line...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    my ding-a-ling
    my ding-a-ling
    Wont you play with my ding-a-ling


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    u want who to play with your ding a ling?
    be specific dude!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    When I was a little biddy boy
    My grandma bought me a cute little toy
    Two Silver bells on a string
    She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    ...take one fat ding-a-ling and...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    and....give it to NotMe.......he might enjoy playing with it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    with it............But NotMe is allergic to ding-a-lings........so he'll have to......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    have to....find a "little do-da'' to play with.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    But to NotMe's dismay the only do-da" in the world ......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    is attached to his groinal area... everyone elses are fake...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    so he reaches down..to the groinal area and.......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    cuts it off?....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    look what I started with my fishie reproduction story, I'm so proud!
    NotMe does not cut of his "do-da" he in fact starts to "single handedly" repopulate the world!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Le Rack wrote:
    NotMe does not cut of his "do-da" he in fact starts to "single handedly" repopulate the world!


    hehhhhehehehheheheh *does summersault for no apperent reason*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    backward summersault!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Not just a backward summersault but a backwards hula hoop carthweel kittensoft single sheet tiolet paper double backward summersault


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm too tired to try to even think of beating that so you win!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i can beat that..

    /backward hoola dancing, triple spin, statue carving, gun assembling, bass playing, swash buckling, wife decontaminating, muffin eating, fire starting, boards posting, absinthe drinking summersault..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    wooo beat that ^^^


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    i can beat that..

    /backward hoola dancing, triple spin, statue carving, gun assembling, bass playing, swash buckling, wife decontaminating, muffin eating, fire starting, boards posting, absinthe drinking summersault..


    i'm so tired reading that....wife decontaminating?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Femmy wrote:
    i'm so tired reading that....wife decontaminating?
    thats for me, thanx hun!
    its to do with the body holding againstness...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    i see!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Time for some vanilla ice-cream..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    i was hoping u'd say that!


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