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RECIPE - add the next line...

  • 11-07-2005 2:25pm
    #1
    PH01
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    Add the next line to this recipe...

    1. Take two eggs...


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  • #2
    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    2. One vial of fresh semen.


  • #3
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    1 large moth


  • #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And blend with 5oz. of heroin. Leave overnight.


  • #5
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    to solidify...


  • #6
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    add a fresh dollop of lightly whisked semen.


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  • #7
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    FFS, enough semen :rolleyes:


  • #8
    Einstein
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    2 tablespoons of brown sugar


  • #9
    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    A sprinkling of sun-dried dog turd (to taste).


  • #10
    Einstein
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    Along with a dab of sweat from an old woman...


  • #11
    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    500g of flower


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  • #12
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    1/4 of hash


  • #13
    Kio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    then add you internet connection <well beaten> and leave in the oven for two hours


  • #14
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    after the 2 hours, remove from the oven and stand on it with a mucky shoe


  • #15
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    If it turned out like a pancake, all was not wasted.
    Allow to cool and use to skull the neighours cat who persists on crappin on your flowers.


  • #16
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Once retrieved, sprinkle with hair from a clogged bath drain.


  • #17
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    And serve.
    Mmmmmmm


  • #18
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    chilled.... with...


  • #19
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    ...a glass of...


  • #20
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    water with lemon and ginger


  • #21
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    with a side order of.....


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  • #22
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    frosted ear wax...


  • #23
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    coated in.....


  • #24
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    ...eehh...frost :D


  • #25
    Khalim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Khalim


    sprinkled with...


  • #26
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Nuts.

    Then throw it all away as it's a big mess.


  • #27
    Kio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    then repeat till you feel sick at the sight of food thats what all the cool movie stars do!


  • #28
    Khalim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Khalim


    so thats the secret diet!


  • #29
    Kio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    yes it the sickkins diet tom crusie said it helped him stay so small for
    the MI films!


  • #30
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Throw every out and start again....


    Take 10 oz of Self Raising Flour...


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  • #31
    Chad ghostal
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    one large placenta....


  • #32
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,351 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    4 hummingbird eggs. If your local supermarket doesn't stock hummingbird eggs your neighbour's budgie's eggs will do instead.


  • #33
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Add these to a very large mixing bowl - the larger the better.
    Then add 42 kilos of butter,


  • #34
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Some cream cheese....


  • #35
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Then allow amp to **** into the bowl for 15 minutes


  • #36
    NotMe
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    Then take some of Jezzas.... no that's sick I'm not gonna say it.... You're a sick sick girl!


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  • #37
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Walk out of the room until he is finished........

    /wait can we create something that doesn't involve bodily fluids of any type.....


  • #38
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Add 3 cups of rennies heartburn tablets...

    __________________

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  • #39
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    and two bags of tropical skittles


  • #40
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    sanncoo wrote:
    Walk out of the room until he is finished........

    /wait can we create something that doesn't involve bodily fluids of any type.....
    Heh, if they can spit on big macs.......


  • #41
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    4oz of fresh breast milk


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  • #42
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    mixed with the crunchy bit from Maltesers...(even'n Miss Le Rack :D)


  • #43
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    HEY DIVERS!

    add the gooey bit of kinder bueno!


  • #44
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    and a melted 5c coin


  • #45
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    with a cup of payote


  • #46
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    add some coco pops...


  • #47
    Ishmael
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    a sprinkling of rohypnol


  • #48
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    a dash of a lavender incence...


  • #49
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    And the cannabis insence i got last Sunday.


  • #50
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    jezza wrote:
    And the cannabis insence i got last Sunday.
    which reminds me I still have some of that from Spain

    Then add some liquidised Crash Bandicoot (little bro)


  • #51
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    add some green eye illuminater


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