If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Firewalkwithme · 22-07-2005 01:31PM #1

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Vote now!

Sarky · 22-07-2005 01:33PM

Maybe if you got me really drunk.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 01:42PM

^ Not very difficult

simu · 22-07-2005 01:42PM

I'd rub my fat juicy grudge against you in an erotic manner.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 01:45PM

Shabadu wrote:

^ Not very difficult

Hey! It's not my fault some bastard spiked my drinks with alcohol!

The Gnome · 22-07-2005 01:49PM

The Gnome is a slut, that's all there is to it. A dirty little slut.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 01:51PM

Or at least you would be, if not for your crippling lack of any ability to charm a woman whatsoever.

The Gnome · 22-07-2005 01:55PM

I hardly see charm as a prerequisite to being a slut.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 01:56PM

Well, I've always had high standards, me.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 02:02PM

uh uh uh uh uhn uhn uh

*pelvic thrusts*

Can you feel my massive grudge? Is it hurting your feelings, baby?

The Gnome · 22-07-2005 02:03PM

So you've never been with a "low class" slut Sarky? Then you've never lived! The excitement, the thrill! It like a roulette wheel except instead of numbers it's STIs.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 02:06PM

Sarky wrote:

Well, I've always had high standards, me.

There's a difference between having high standards and having celibacy thrust upon you, sweetie.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 02:07PM

I can have both!

Sarky · 22-07-2005 02:07PM

Hur hur hur, you said "thrust"...

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 02:12PM

*thrust*

Twice in one day!

A record for you.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 02:13PM

The word 'thrust' has appeared 5 times itt so far.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 02:15PM

Shabadu wrote:

*thrust*

Twice in one day!

A record for you.

Now that's just not true. Why would you go and hurt my feelings like that? v_v

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 02:17PM

;_; I'm sorry.

*huggles?*

Sarky · 22-07-2005 02:18PM

*sniffle*

'K.

:-(

simu · 22-07-2005 02:19PM

Thrust is important in a relationship said the smurf to the cow.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 02:19PM

.^_^ ^_^.
(> >) (< <)

Sarky · 22-07-2005 02:25PM

Looks like a pair of stoned Pokémon.

simu · 22-07-2005 02:30PM

Pika---ew!

Sarky · 22-07-2005 02:32PM

I'm too scared to actually do it, but I bet if you googled Pokésex you'd find far too many links.

Chad ghostal · 22-07-2005 02:36PM

2,260

NotMe · 22-07-2005 03:05PM

only if it's true

Le Rack · 22-07-2005 10:38PM

I'll rub my body on anything...... with full clothes on and a decontamination shower afterwards....

ANarcho-Munk · 22-07-2005 10:41PM

What if it was a knacker covered in custard and apple pie, would you still rub your body on it?

Le Rack · 22-07-2005 10:55PM

if its a french custard pie then yes, as long as I had my decontamination shower after!

Chad ghostal · 25-07-2005 04:06AM

well, i'd have to dig it up first..

[you see, i murdered someone with a beautiful body..buried her and now i must dig her up to hold her against you...........................]

amp · 25-07-2005 04:55PM

I would hold neither grudge nor body against thee, but instead giggle uncontrollably before saying "Yes, it's quite lovely"

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