If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Firewalkwithme · 22-07-2005 1:31pm #1

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Vote now!

Sarky · 22-07-2005 1:33pm

Maybe if you got me really drunk.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 1:42pm

^ Not very difficult

simu · 22-07-2005 1:42pm

I'd rub my fat juicy grudge against you in an erotic manner.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 1:45pm

Shabadu wrote:

^ Not very difficult

Hey! It's not my fault some bastard spiked my drinks with alcohol!

The Gnome · 22-07-2005 1:49pm

The Gnome is a slut, that's all there is to it. A dirty little slut.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 1:51pm

Or at least you would be, if not for your crippling lack of any ability to charm a woman whatsoever.

The Gnome · 22-07-2005 1:55pm

I hardly see charm as a prerequisite to being a slut.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 1:56pm

Well, I've always had high standards, me.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 2:02pm

uh uh uh uh uhn uhn uh

*pelvic thrusts*

Can you feel my massive grudge? Is it hurting your feelings, baby?

The Gnome · 22-07-2005 2:03pm

So you've never been with a "low class" slut Sarky? Then you've never lived! The excitement, the thrill! It like a roulette wheel except instead of numbers it's STIs.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 2:06pm

Sarky wrote:

Well, I've always had high standards, me.

There's a difference between having high standards and having celibacy thrust upon you, sweetie.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 2:07pm

I can have both!

Sarky · 22-07-2005 2:07pm

Hur hur hur, you said "thrust"...

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 2:12pm

*thrust*

Twice in one day!

A record for you.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 2:13pm

The word 'thrust' has appeared 5 times itt so far.

Sarky · 22-07-2005 2:15pm

Shabadu wrote:

*thrust*

Twice in one day!

A record for you.

Now that's just not true. Why would you go and hurt my feelings like that? v_v

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 2:17pm

;_; I'm sorry.

*huggles?*

Sarky · 22-07-2005 2:18pm

*sniffle*

'K.

:-(

simu · 22-07-2005 2:19pm

Thrust is important in a relationship said the smurf to the cow.

Shabadu · 22-07-2005 2:19pm

.^_^ ^_^.
(> >) (< <)

Sarky · 22-07-2005 2:25pm

Looks like a pair of stoned Pokémon.

simu · 22-07-2005 2:30pm

Pika---ew!

Sarky · 22-07-2005 2:32pm

I'm too scared to actually do it, but I bet if you googled Pokésex you'd find far too many links.

Chad ghostal · 22-07-2005 2:36pm

2,260

NotMe · 22-07-2005 3:05pm

only if it's true

Le Rack · 22-07-2005 10:38pm

I'll rub my body on anything...... with full clothes on and a decontamination shower afterwards....

ANarcho-Munk · 22-07-2005 10:41pm

What if it was a knacker covered in custard and apple pie, would you still rub your body on it?

Le Rack · 22-07-2005 10:55pm

if its a french custard pie then yes, as long as I had my decontamination shower after!

Chad ghostal · 25-07-2005 4:06am

well, i'd have to dig it up first..

[you see, i murdered someone with a beautiful body..buried her and now i must dig her up to hold her against you...........................]

amp · 25-07-2005 4:55pm

I would hold neither grudge nor body against thee, but instead giggle uncontrollably before saying "Yes, it's quite lovely"

Shabadu · 30-01-2006 10:51pm

Hi Guys!

Le Rack · 30-01-2006 10:55pm

hi ho! hows the body holding going?

scuba steve · 03-02-2006 9:52pm

ah . . . . . . . no I dont think so

scuba steve · 03-02-2006 9:54pm

Shabadu wrote:

Hi Guys!

Hi!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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