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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    yes, me likes cream!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I though you were a dude?
    ooohh....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I though you were a dude?
    ooohh....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Cover just in case the cat decides it needs to crap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    where'd Divers go? It was just getting interesting!

    Funky Penguins a Twit




    copy that


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    where'd Divers go? It was just getting interesting!

    Funky Penguins a Twit




    copy that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Sprinkle with 100s and 1000s, and serve hot!

    Next recipe please...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    Divers returns, with a special recipe...

    Take four to six tins of dog food...




    ps I am a dude, me hates cream...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    tee hee! Divers!

    two to three packets of Skittles...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    And a bottle of vodka!!
    Skittle vodka!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oooh!

    and then some rum!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    1/3 blue wkd, 1/3 bacardi orange and 1/3 smirnoff ice..
    et voila


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    serve on a stomach of hash!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    For good soakage...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    ...and garnish with a sprig of parsley.

    Just what every boy needs at bedtime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    and one filthy dirty porn dvd, staring notme and his catfish..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    You leave my catfish out of this...





    .. and I'll leave this out of your catfish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Must....not...think...perverted....thoughts....about fish......
    Anyone know if they really do hump? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    jezza wrote:
    Must....not...think...perverted....thoughts....about fish......
    Anyone know if they really do hump? :confused:

    of course, how else would they propogate the species?
    i don't think projectile fertilisation would be that successful under water..
    but then i could be wrong..

    we'll have to do an experiment..
    how about it notme, would your catfish be up for some same-species sex?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    If you can find a hot female catfish like this beaut: cla-bat.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    she's hot..
    i especially like the spikey spikes shooting out of her mouth..
    and her lucious gray scaley skin..

    hot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    lovely lips too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    NotMe wrote:
    lovely lips too.

    looks like angelina jolie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ok maybe not the best time to admit this but fish terrify me seriously. Sick. No joke. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    looks like angelina jolie
    yer right. Thats a good likeness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    one spoonfull of notme's evil, evil soul..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    yummy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    of course, how else would they propogate the species?
    i don't think projectile fertilisation would be that successful under water..
    but then i could be wrong..

    we'll have to do an experiment..
    how about it notme, would your catfish be up for some same-species sex?
    the female fish lays eggs in a safe spot in a coral or seaweed patch or something and the male fish comes along and fertilises the eggs with his little do-da....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Le Rack wrote:
    the female fish lays eggs in a safe spot in a coral or seaweed patch or something and the male fish comes along and fertilises the eggs with his little do-da....

    Ok, you win. Poor fishies though ...having "little do-da's".. they're confidence must be rock bottom, especially since people eat them aswell..
    sucks to be a fish


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    ...Poor fishies though ...having "little do-da's"...
    Do fish have ding-a-lings?


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