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RECIPE - add the next line...

  • 11-07-2005 03:25PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭


    Add the next line to this recipe...

    1. Take two eggs...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    2. One vial of fresh semen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    1 large moth


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And blend with 5oz. of heroin. Leave overnight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    to solidify...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    add a fresh dollop of lightly whisked semen.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    FFS, enough semen :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    2 tablespoons of brown sugar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    A sprinkling of sun-dried dog turd (to taste).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    Along with a dab of sweat from an old woman...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    500g of flower


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    1/4 of hash


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    then add you internet connection <well beaten> and leave in the oven for two hours


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    after the 2 hours, remove from the oven and stand on it with a mucky shoe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    If it turned out like a pancake, all was not wasted.
    Allow to cool and use to skull the neighours cat who persists on crappin on your flowers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Once retrieved, sprinkle with hair from a clogged bath drain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    And serve.
    Mmmmmmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    chilled.... with...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    ...a glass of...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    water with lemon and ginger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    with a side order of.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    frosted ear wax...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    coated in.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    ...eehh...frost :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Khalim


    sprinkled with...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Nuts.

    Then throw it all away as it's a big mess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    then repeat till you feel sick at the sight of food thats what all the cool movie stars do!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Khalim


    so thats the secret diet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    yes it the sickkins diet tom crusie said it helped him stay so small for
    the MI films!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Throw every out and start again....


    Take 10 oz of Self Raising Flour...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    one large placenta....


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