I Won A Giant Cow!!! (COWS)

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 01:50PM #1

I thought that would get your attention!

Was anyone at the Tall Ships in Waterford on Wednesday?
I was down form 10am until 10pm god I was tired.
Hey girls, a LOT of eye candie!!!
I went to Funderland then and won a giant cow teddy! Its great, like nearly four foot tall!
Any one else go? Or going?

TerrorFirmer · 07-07-2005 01:58PM

Nope, but that was certainly a captivating thread title!

Sarky · 07-07-2005 02:01PM

I wasn't there. It must have sucked.

][cEMAN** · 07-07-2005 02:10PM

I thought you were on about the "Win a buffalo" competition in Hunky Dory's crisps.

joejoem · 07-07-2005 02:11PM

yeah I was thinking, how big would a giant cow actually be? How would you take it home, or would you just live in it?

Mr.Nice Guy · 07-07-2005 02:12PM

What's going on?

rideordie · 07-07-2005 02:12PM

aww and I was hoping i could talk more about my grannys cow in the country.Drinking warm milk straight from a cow is like the lovelyest thing ever.

TerrorFirmer · 07-07-2005 02:13PM

rideordie wrote:

aww and I was hoping i could talk more about my grannys cow in the country.Drinking warm milk straight from a cow is like the lovelyest thing ever.

It was, until you realised you didnt have a cow, you had a bull

rideordie · 07-07-2005 02:20PM

no but it was a cow..the bull is in some other place..they don't put them together.I once even rode a bull.it was so much fun..hanged out in a cow farm most of my childhood.

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 02:31PM

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

What's going on?

I won a giant cow at the tall ships!

joejoem · 07-07-2005 02:35PM

rideordie wrote:

no but it was a cow..the bull is in some other place..they don't put them together.I once even rode a bull.it was so much fun..hanged out in a cow farm most of my childhood.

bull shít

rideordie · 07-07-2005 02:36PM

joejoem wrote:

bull shít

you again!!! :mad: and I did ride that bull!!!!!!!!!I was 8 but still.... :mad:

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 02:39PM

ya rode it good huh??!! I was chased my mad cows a couple of weeks ago, reall ones, not teddies...

petes · 07-07-2005 02:52PM

rideordie wrote:

you again!!! :mad: and I did ride that bull!!!!!!!!!I was 8 but still.... :mad:

You did in your hole ride a bull when you were 8. I am also from the country. A bull is a huge fcuker that would have killed you. Maybe it was an imaginary bull.

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 02:57PM

yeah, i was teriffied by two young cows stampeding after me never mind a bull...

c - 13 · 07-07-2005 03:01PM

2 cows make a stampede now ?

rideordie · 07-07-2005 03:02PM

petes wrote:

You did in your hole ride a bull when you were 8. I am also from the country. A bull is a huge fcuker that would have killed you. Maybe it was an imaginary bull.

nono it wasn't an imaginary one..it was quite tame..I think it was castrated or something and locked up so I kind of climbed on top of it and sat there for a while.Seriously...I swear!!

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 03:06PM

when they are hurdling after it, foaming at the mouth it does!

joejoem · 07-07-2005 03:20PM

rideordie wrote:

you again!!! :mad: and I did ride that bull!!!!!!!!!I was 8 but still.... :mad:

I think you missed the pun, and why are you making those red faces at me?

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 03:25PM

once again, "you rode it good huh?"

rideordie · 07-07-2005 03:33PM

@joejoem :mad: and yea I rode it good..I was 8...I didn't know what the fcuk I was doing.I saw lot's of cows being inseminated by this guy who came around every week in a green bus.God I should write a book about what was going on at that cow farm..and how it affected my childhood.hmmm :rolleyes:

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 03:44PM

yeash!

joejoem · 07-07-2005 03:46PM

rideordie wrote:

@joejoem :mad:

What????

rideordie wrote:

and yea I rode it good..I was 8...I didn't know what the fcuk I was doing.

really? I think you missed that joke too.

rideordie wrote:

I saw lot's of cows being inseminated by this guy who came around every week in a green bus.God I should write a book about what was going on at that cow farm..and how it affected my childhood.hmmm :rolleyes:

What a job, did he not mind having sex with cows?

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 03:48PM

mwah ha ha!

rideordie · 07-07-2005 03:54PM

What a job, did he not mind having sex with cows?[/QUOTE]
he did not have sex with cows..he just inserted hes hand into them and then followed with a glass tube filled with bull sperm I presume.The cow's didn't seem to mind..I observed he's activity with great interest every week.Ran inside the farm every time I saw he's green bus coming from a far.

joejoem · 07-07-2005 03:57PM

here cums the bus

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 03:59PM

hey joejoe is it just me or is this dude really dense?

rideordie · 07-07-2005 04:01PM

Le Rack wrote:

hey joejoe is it just me or is this dude really dense?

that's not really nice now is it??

no matter what happened in my chilhood you should still conduct yourself politely and with dignity.And I'm a girl!!!!!

joejoem · 07-07-2005 04:05PM

joejoem steps back quietly. :eek:

rideordie · 07-07-2005 04:09PM

nevermind..never gonna talk about the cow farm again..maybe some people just don't have the stomach for real life..awwww..cute

joejoem · 07-07-2005 04:10PM

rideordie wrote:

.awwww..cute

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I Won A Giant Cow!!! (COWS)

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