I Won A Giant Cow!!! (COWS)

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 1:50pm #1

I thought that would get your attention!

Was anyone at the Tall Ships in Waterford on Wednesday?
I was down form 10am until 10pm god I was tired.
Hey girls, a LOT of eye candie!!!
I went to Funderland then and won a giant cow teddy! Its great, like nearly four foot tall!
Any one else go? Or going?

TerrorFirmer · 07-07-2005 1:58pm

Nope, but that was certainly a captivating thread title!

Sarky · 07-07-2005 2:01pm

I wasn't there. It must have sucked.

][cEMAN** · 07-07-2005 2:10pm

I thought you were on about the "Win a buffalo" competition in Hunky Dory's crisps.

joejoem · 07-07-2005 2:11pm

yeah I was thinking, how big would a giant cow actually be? How would you take it home, or would you just live in it?

Mr.Nice Guy · 07-07-2005 2:12pm

What's going on?

rideordie · 07-07-2005 2:12pm

aww and I was hoping i could talk more about my grannys cow in the country.Drinking warm milk straight from a cow is like the lovelyest thing ever.

TerrorFirmer · 07-07-2005 2:13pm

rideordie wrote:

aww and I was hoping i could talk more about my grannys cow in the country.Drinking warm milk straight from a cow is like the lovelyest thing ever.

It was, until you realised you didnt have a cow, you had a bull

rideordie · 07-07-2005 2:20pm

no but it was a cow..the bull is in some other place..they don't put them together.I once even rode a bull.it was so much fun..hanged out in a cow farm most of my childhood.

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 2:31pm

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

What's going on?

I won a giant cow at the tall ships!

joejoem · 07-07-2005 2:35pm

rideordie wrote:

no but it was a cow..the bull is in some other place..they don't put them together.I once even rode a bull.it was so much fun..hanged out in a cow farm most of my childhood.

bull shít

rideordie · 07-07-2005 2:36pm

joejoem wrote:

bull shít

you again!!! :mad: and I did ride that bull!!!!!!!!!I was 8 but still.... :mad:

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 2:39pm

ya rode it good huh??!! I was chased my mad cows a couple of weeks ago, reall ones, not teddies...

petes · 07-07-2005 2:52pm

rideordie wrote:

you again!!! :mad: and I did ride that bull!!!!!!!!!I was 8 but still.... :mad:

You did in your hole ride a bull when you were 8. I am also from the country. A bull is a huge fcuker that would have killed you. Maybe it was an imaginary bull.

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 2:57pm

yeah, i was teriffied by two young cows stampeding after me never mind a bull...

c - 13 · 07-07-2005 3:01pm

2 cows make a stampede now ?

rideordie · 07-07-2005 3:02pm

petes wrote:

You did in your hole ride a bull when you were 8. I am also from the country. A bull is a huge fcuker that would have killed you. Maybe it was an imaginary bull.

nono it wasn't an imaginary one..it was quite tame..I think it was castrated or something and locked up so I kind of climbed on top of it and sat there for a while.Seriously...I swear!!

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 3:06pm

when they are hurdling after it, foaming at the mouth it does!

joejoem · 07-07-2005 3:20pm

rideordie wrote:

you again!!! :mad: and I did ride that bull!!!!!!!!!I was 8 but still.... :mad:

I think you missed the pun, and why are you making those red faces at me?

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 3:25pm

once again, "you rode it good huh?"

rideordie · 07-07-2005 3:33pm

@joejoem :mad: and yea I rode it good..I was 8...I didn't know what the fcuk I was doing.I saw lot's of cows being inseminated by this guy who came around every week in a green bus.God I should write a book about what was going on at that cow farm..and how it affected my childhood.hmmm :rolleyes:

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 3:44pm

yeash!

joejoem · 07-07-2005 3:46pm

rideordie wrote:

@joejoem :mad:

What????

rideordie wrote:

and yea I rode it good..I was 8...I didn't know what the fcuk I was doing.

really? I think you missed that joke too.

rideordie wrote:

I saw lot's of cows being inseminated by this guy who came around every week in a green bus.God I should write a book about what was going on at that cow farm..and how it affected my childhood.hmmm :rolleyes:

What a job, did he not mind having sex with cows?

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 3:48pm

mwah ha ha!

rideordie · 07-07-2005 3:54pm

What a job, did he not mind having sex with cows?[/QUOTE]
he did not have sex with cows..he just inserted hes hand into them and then followed with a glass tube filled with bull sperm I presume.The cow's didn't seem to mind..I observed he's activity with great interest every week.Ran inside the farm every time I saw he's green bus coming from a far.

joejoem · 07-07-2005 3:57pm

here cums the bus

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 3:59pm

hey joejoe is it just me or is this dude really dense?

rideordie · 07-07-2005 4:01pm

Le Rack wrote:

hey joejoe is it just me or is this dude really dense?

that's not really nice now is it??

no matter what happened in my chilhood you should still conduct yourself politely and with dignity.And I'm a girl!!!!!

joejoem · 07-07-2005 4:05pm

joejoem steps back quietly. :eek:

rideordie · 07-07-2005 4:09pm

nevermind..never gonna talk about the cow farm again..maybe some people just don't have the stomach for real life..awwww..cute

joejoem · 07-07-2005 4:10pm

rideordie wrote:

.awwww..cute

Thanks

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 4:11pm

I do apologise dudette, but we're taking so much piss out of you and you're just not copping it or you're at least not giving it any recognition!

petes · 07-07-2005 4:14pm

I have to wee.

rideordie · 07-07-2005 4:15pm

sorry having trouble getting stupid jokes..and paranoid about everyone being mean.

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 4:17pm

go relieve yourself petes!
Its the internet people are going to be I learned that in my first while here but just dont give a toss and give as good as you get!

petes · 07-07-2005 4:19pm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thats better.

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 4:20pm

nothing better than relief ey?!

rideordie · 07-07-2005 4:21pm

can anyone explane what does dense mean exactly..

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 4:23pm

thick, stupid, slow to pick up on things ie someone taking the piss out of you and in some cases certain boggers and townies it really depends!

rideordie · 07-07-2005 4:24pm

so I've just been called thick, stupid and a down for talking about what really goes on at a cow farm...hmm...this is a joke right???

:eek:

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 4:28pm

we were taking the piss out of how you kept saying "I rode a bull once" and how when we'd put a pun on it, you wouldn't get it ad just skip on, tra-la-la-la-la style!

rideordie · 07-07-2005 4:31pm

...screw you guys I'm going home...

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 4:32pm

rideordie wrote:

...screw you guys I'm going home...

too smart for you?

rideordie · 07-07-2005 4:32pm

I wish...the smartest thing here was me explaning how to inseminate a cow.

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 4:34pm

rideordie wrote:

I wish...the smartest thing here was me explaning how to inseminate a cow.

I meant in the stupid way, and I've seen it being done to horses

petes · 07-07-2005 4:37pm

rideordie wrote:

I wish...the smartest thing here was me explaning how to inseminate a cow.

well you gave me something to do for the evening.

Le Rack · 07-07-2005 4:39pm

I don't know quite how to put this, but I think "yeash" sorta sums it up!

jezza · 07-07-2005 7:18pm

My brother rode a cow.. this was no ordinary cow, this one had wheels not legs....
answers to the name of Faye the bike. :mad:

NotMe · 07-07-2005 11:05pm

so cowsex eh?

jezza · 07-07-2005 11:12pm

yeah of the lowest standerds.. i hate her.

Le Rack · 08-07-2005 9:41am

yeah know a few of them myself...

I Won A Giant Cow!!! (COWS)

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