Stupidity, thy name is "Police"

Yo Mamma · 27-10-2001 09:09AM #1

Investigators say that they found a gun, which was wrapped in two $20 bills, sealed in a plastic bag, stuffed in a can, covered with nuts and gift-wrapped. A switchblade knife was found wrapped in aluminum foil in a shaving bag, and two swords were found in the man's carry-on bag, investigators say.

Investigators say that they do not suspect that the man had any intention of committing a terrorist attack.

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Right, I always carry my weapons concealed, covered in money, in a can with nuts, gift-wrapped, onto an airplane during the most hightened period of security in the past 55 years. That's not suspicious. I always make sure to double-wrap my switchblades in aluminum foil. And of course, ALWAYS bring two forms of swords along on on your trip, kiddies, just in case!

Police are fcukin stupid.

Magwitch · 27-10-2001 03:49PM

The current situation is not going to slow down the pace at which Crims do their business. With "White Powder" the watch word in the states, tonnes of Coke still are getting in.

Did the cops mention if he had a record?

Clintons Cat · 27-10-2001 11:36PM

guess he wasnt all swarthy and foriegn looking.
Always a Give away sign of a terrorist.
Verdict Patriotic Self Defence, See Diehard 2 for Mitigating circumstances.

Stupidity, thy name is "Police"

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