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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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#1322 01-07-2005 01:27PM

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/me does erotic pole dance involving a duck.

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#1323 01-07-2005 01:44PM

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/rubs hairy man nipples covered in duck egg all over fp's face

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#1324 01-07-2005 01:58PM

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Spanky Jim, the pirate stripper

Style: "Yo-ho" ho.

Outfit:Tricorner hat, 2 peglegs, thong composed entirely out of doubloons, Eyepatch (purple and fluffy)

Tune: That One About Those Guys Wondering What They're Going To Do With The Drunken Sailor.

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#1325 03-07-2005 07:25AM

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/gets the hose out
/starts using it for obscene between leg gestures while sprating the crowd

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#1326 03-07-2005 11:16AM

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Hello

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#1327 03-07-2005 11:29AM

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umm....Good afternoon.

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#1328 03-07-2005 11:31AM

Sarky

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Superhappygoodfunsmile greetings!

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#1329 03-07-2005 12:54PM

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Matthewthebig wrote:

Hello

Oi! We thought you had gone to France without saying goodbye ;_;

Signn on with stripper name & paraphenalia now please.

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#1330 03-07-2005 02:00PM

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What?

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#1331 03-07-2005 02:03PM

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oh ok

Name: spunkadelic

Style: deep space

Outfit: a thong

Song: Mommy, can i go out and kill tonight

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#1332 03-07-2005 02:10PM

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And a star is born.

OR SHOULD I SAY PORN!

Oh. Fine, I won't then.

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#1333 03-07-2005 04:42PM

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/starts gyrating testes against Sarky's forehead

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#1334 03-07-2005 04:52PM

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*Twist*

Oh, you like that don't you? Don't you!?

*Polishes them with beard*

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#1335 03-07-2005 05:04PM

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/multiple facial orifice laser orgasm explosion

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#1336 03-07-2005 07:05PM

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Sarky wrote:

*Twist*

Oh, you like that don't you? Don't you!?

*Polishes them with beard*

Look!
Its Sarky.
Hiya Sarky. How are you these days?
Lovely weather.
Life good eh??

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#1337 04-07-2005 12:29PM

Sarky

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Not really, no.

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#1338 04-07-2005 01:39PM

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200 cc's of sardonic humour, stat!

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#1339 04-07-2005 02:13PM

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What are you on about Ted?
Thats awful Sarky. Utterly terrible.

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#1340 05-07-2005 04:40AM

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you shouldn't make fun of swollen testicles,
they're emotionally sensitive.

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#1341 05-07-2005 04:47PM

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So a hug and a kiss then

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#1342 05-07-2005 04:48PM

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Oh my god- I didn't think we'd be able to fit another person in the orifice.

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#1343 05-07-2005 04:57PM

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/me fits in

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#1344 05-07-2005 04:59PM

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A bit a matthew was sacrificed

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#1345 05-07-2005 05:00PM

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Shabadu wrote:

Oh my god- I didn't think we'd be able to fit another person in the orifice.

A testament to Funky's orifices.

/me considers starting a "Funky's orifice" poll in the Legends forum...

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#1346 05-07-2005 05:03PM

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Or a consolation thread for mat...;)

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#1347 05-07-2005 05:31PM

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do it

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#1348 06-07-2005 10:57AM

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/me tries to fit in..

no room.

/me waits outside in the rain

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#1349 06-07-2005 02:27PM

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/me lets Goodshape sit on my knee.

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#1350 06-07-2005 02:34PM

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Heh heh heh. Bueno.

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#1351 06-07-2005 02:38PM

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Whenever you do that now I think about when I did it at the beers with my hair tied into a beard.

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