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Democacy in action VOTE TO BAN PEOPLE! (MEMO TO SELF: READ THIS SOMETIME)

  • 01-07-2005 05:57PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭


    As you know I hunger for power constantly. Banning people eases the hunger but it occurs to me that I should share this power with you, the little people whom I weld ultimate power over.

    I was also watching Big Brother the other day, and thought that forced evictions were fun and happy and generated all sorts of interesting things.

    So I put these two thoughts together and immediately made some sandwiches using Wholegrain bread, which I love. Then I made this post.

    This thread will be used to nominate people you want temporarily banned from The Cuckoos Nest. They can be regular posters or posters you just don't want to see in the Cuckoos Nest.

    Now obviously some of you will want to nominate my good self or SMAK. While this would be intensely funny it is not actually possible for me to ban myself or SMAK, MUCH LIKE THE WEAKEST LINK NO? You can of course nominate yourself.

    Once we've got a couple of nominations I will then create a poll and close this thread. The winner of the poll will be banned for a week. If there are no nominations I will pick the ten people at random and put them in the poll. Myself and SMAK will not be allowed nominate anyone.

    So get backstabbing people. Democracy calls you. Nominations will be accepted for a week. NOMINATIONS LIMITED TO TWO PER PERSON. BUY NOW! PAY IN SIX MONTHS!


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I would just like to [strike]clarify the 'winner' only recieves a temporary ban? Would you be able to specify for how long?[/strike] nominate Divers.

    Er...YARRRRR!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    Shabadu wrote:
    I would just like to clarify the 'winner' only recieves a temporary ban? Would you be able to specify for how long?

    Er...YARRRRR!

    Amp wrote:
    The winner of the poll will be banned for a week.

    I vote for shabadu for not reading the thread properly :D hehe!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Nominate Divers for being a spa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    3 posts and the bitching is already rampant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    Shabadu wrote:
    3 posts and the bitching is already rampant

    Yeah baby!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    how did that get there! :eek:
    i posted that on oh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Nominate jezza.

    For a laugh, and seeing as how i'm already nominated and will prob ably be the one banned, I am going to nominate every person who posts in this thread. This will dissuade many of you from posting, but will mean hilarity when amp picks the other nominees at the end of time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    shabadabadu im sowwy sweetie dahling but you are the weakest link. good bye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /looks around

    Sorry, a 'weakest link' quote? Nobody told me we had gone several years back in time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    yeps afraid so.. back to when you were born.. or did you have the dinasours to watch back then? kept you entertained i suppose.


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I nominate Jezza because your Location tingy is long and friggin' annoying.
    I also nominate Joejoem because he is violating sig rulz and has not had to adhere to them...I would leave the 1st and last but the baby in the mailbox is just stoooopid.
    k' thats all I shall retire.
    adios!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I like jezzas location!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Nominate Le Rack. I would nomo BEAT, but i'm a little scared after the beating she gave the rack. Jezza, just, just keep being you, ok?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    So far nominees:

    Divers
    Shabadu
    Jezza
    JoeJoem
    Le Rack


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    what about Latin Beat? I know shes a mod but not here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    what did i do?

    oh yeah, postings a risk innit?

    it'd suck if we all got banned eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    I nominate Amp.

    If we all vote so, can he really deny the gears of the democracy he has himself created?

    Temp banning for Amp!

    All hail the Galactic Magpie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Nominate Mobile infantry for reading the post even less than me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Shabadu wrote:
    Nominate Mobile infantry for reading the post even less than me.

    I Read it, but he can't resist the power of the good citizens of the Galactic Magpie!

    He will fold under the pressure of Democracy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    He's a prick.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Not that anybody actually reads my threads but I'm going to limit the amount of nominations to two per person. Carry on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Seeing as dethroning Amp seems a tad hard at the current moment, we shall have to start at the bottom.

    Nominate Jezza. ITS's not really the cuckoos nest sort....more of a pecking crow type creature really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Im A Her Goddamn Yis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Here, throw me in the mix, I've never been banned before.

    I wanna be a wild one...

    wildone.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    My son just saw that picture of Marlon Brando, poked the screen and said "Daddy!". I don't know how to feel about this. :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Shabadu wrote:
    My son just saw that picture of James Dean, poked the screen and said "Daddy!". I don't know how to feel about this. :confused:

    Ehhh.....that's Marlon Brando.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Edit: I'm a spa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Shabadu wrote:
    My son just saw that picture of Marlon Brando, poked the screen and said "Daddy!". I don't know how to feel about this. :confused:

    I didn't touch her...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Whoa....I'm damn shocked nobody's nominated. *coughHIMcough* yet.

    So I may as well....I nominate SM666 (dont hurt me...)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    /me stays out of this one...




    (but nominates Shabadu all the same)


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