Democacy in action VOTE TO BAN PEOPLE! (MEMO TO SELF: READ THIS SOMETIME)

amp

As you know I hunger for power constantly. Banning people eases the hunger but it occurs to me that I should share this power with you, the little people whom I weld ultimate power over.

I was also watching Big Brother the other day, and thought that forced evictions were fun and happy and generated all sorts of interesting things.

So I put these two thoughts together and immediately made some sandwiches using Wholegrain bread, which I love. Then I made this post.

This thread will be used to nominate people you want temporarily banned from The Cuckoos Nest. They can be regular posters or posters you just don't want to see in the Cuckoos Nest.

Now obviously some of you will want to nominate my good self or SMAK. While this would be intensely funny it is not actually possible for me to ban myself or SMAK, MUCH LIKE THE WEAKEST LINK NO? You can of course nominate yourself.

Once we've got a couple of nominations I will then create a poll and close this thread. The winner of the poll will be banned for a week. If there are no nominations I will pick the ten people at random and put them in the poll. Myself and SMAK will not be allowed nominate anyone.

So get backstabbing people. Democracy calls you. Nominations will be accepted for a week. NOMINATIONS LIMITED TO TWO PER PERSON. BUY NOW! PAY IN SIX MONTHS!

Shabadu

I would just like to [strike]clarify the 'winner' only recieves a temporary ban? Would you be able to specify for how long?[/strike] nominate Divers.

Er...YARRRRR!

Einstein

Shabadu wrote:

I would just like to clarify the 'winner' only recieves a temporary ban? Would you be able to specify for how long?

Er...YARRRRR!

Amp wrote:

The winner of the poll will be banned for a week.

I vote for shabadu for not reading the thread properly hehe!!

Shabadu

Nominate Divers for being a spa.

Shabadu

3 posts and the bitching is already rampant

Einstein

Shabadu wrote:

3 posts and the bitching is already rampant

Yeah baby!

jezza

how did that get there! :eek:
i posted that on oh.

Shabadu

Nominate jezza.

For a laugh, and seeing as how i'm already nominated and will prob ably be the one banned, I am going to nominate every person who posts in this thread. This will dissuade many of you from posting, but will mean hilarity when amp picks the other nominees at the end of time.

jezza

shabadabadu im sowwy sweetie dahling but you are the weakest link. good bye.

Shabadu

/looks around

Sorry, a 'weakest link' quote? Nobody told me we had gone several years back in time.

jezza

yeps afraid so.. back to when you were born.. or did you have the dinasours to watch back then? kept you entertained i suppose.

BEAT

I nominate Jezza because your Location tingy is long and friggin' annoying.
I also nominate Joejoem because he is violating sig rulz and has not had to adhere to them...I would leave the 1st and last but the baby in the mailbox is just stoooopid.
k' thats all I shall retire.
adios!

Le Rack

I like jezzas location!

Shabadu

Nominate Le Rack. I would nomo BEAT, but i'm a little scared after the beating she gave the rack. Jezza, just, just keep being you, ok?

Shabadu

So far nominees:

Divers
Shabadu
Jezza
JoeJoem
Le Rack

Le Rack

what about Latin Beat? I know shes a mod but not here?

Einstein

what did i do?

oh yeah, postings a risk innit?

it'd suck if we all got banned eh?

TerrorFirmer

I nominate Amp.

If we all vote so, can he really deny the gears of the democracy he has himself created?

Temp banning for Amp!

All hail the Galactic Magpie.

Shabadu

Nominate Mobile infantry for reading the post even less than me.

TerrorFirmer

Shabadu wrote:

Nominate Mobile infantry for reading the post even less than me.

I Read it, but he can't resist the power of the good citizens of the Galactic Magpie!

He will fold under the pressure of Democracy.

Talliesin

He's a prick.

amp

Not that anybody actually reads my threads but I'm going to limit the amount of nominations to two per person. Carry on.

TerrorFirmer

Seeing as dethroning Amp seems a tad hard at the current moment, we shall have to start at the bottom.

Nominate Jezza. ITS's not really the cuckoos nest sort....more of a pecking crow type creature really.

jezza

Im A Her Goddamn Yis

therecklessone

Here, throw me in the mix, I've never been banned before.

I wanna be a wild one...

Shabadu

My son just saw that picture of Marlon Brando, poked the screen and said "Daddy!". I don't know how to feel about this.

TerrorFirmer

Shabadu wrote:

My son just saw that picture of James Dean, poked the screen and said "Daddy!". I don't know how to feel about this.

Ehhh.....that's Marlon Brando.

Shabadu

Edit: I'm a spa.

therecklessone

Shabadu wrote:

My son just saw that picture of Marlon Brando, poked the screen and said "Daddy!". I don't know how to feel about this.

I didn't touch her...

Rozabeez

Whoa....I'm damn shocked nobody's nominated. *coughHIMcough* yet.

So I may as well....I nominate SM666 (dont hurt me...)

Goodshape

/me stays out of this one...




(but nominates Shabadu all the same)

The Sweeper

/me nominates anybody in HOLL.

I nominate Funky Penguin. He has herpes, you know.

NotMe

Rozabeez wrote:

Whoa....I'm damn shocked nobody's nominated. *coughHIMcough* yet.

So I may as well....I nominate SM666 (dont hurt me...)

Eh he doesn't even post here.

Rozabeez

Ah he's cool, and he does sometimes. I'd just like to be able to laugh at him if he got banned.

amp

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

/me nominates anybody in HOLL.

I'm not familiar with all the names, could you narrow it down at all? At all?


And there was me suspecting she was the President

jezza

Im not in HOLL.
Yet.
But I will be when I'm 18.

Le Rack

SM666 stalked me for a while.... lets ban him...

Rozabeez

HOLL? Whats HOLL?

Le Rack

tell me too!

Shabadu

House of Lusty Ladies. Private forum for ladies, the boards equivelant of going to the loo and talking rubbish with your friends in the pub.

Le Rack

grrrgh I wanna be a member!

Shabadu

afaik you have to be eighteen

NotMe

Is there a men only forum equivalent to going to the jacks in the pub and pissing all over the floor?

Shabadu

'After Hours'

The Sweeper

Shabadu wrote:

House of Lusty Ladies. Private forum for ladies, the boards equivelant of going to the loo and talking rubbish with your friends in the pub.

/me casts a vote that's the equivalent of propping a chair against the door of the ladies.

Rozabeez

pfft, does nobody else bring male friends to the ladies with them?

Sarky

I did once, but we were arrested on some bogus harrassment thing.

amp

Last time I was in the ladies, I was getting my makeup done. :eek:

Rozabeez

But y'know when you're out somewhere? And you're all..."ladies room time"...well I bring Numina, and he's a guy.

Sarky

No, I can't ever say I needed help urinating.

Well, except that one time, but that was a medical condition so it doesn't count.