Requiem for the Nesters.

TerrorFirmer · 01-07-2005 01:35PM #1

Hello.

I have declared myself dictator of this new, independant nation within an existing forum. It will be far superior to the existing, crumbling republic of the Cuckoos Nest.

In time, I will murder amp and Funky Penguin and declare myself emperor of the entire section, renaming it to the galactic magpie.

Until then, let us rejoice in our new found freedom within these walls.

Bye for now my loyal citizens,

President M. Infantry.

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 01:38PM

Death to a certain music device!

amp · 01-07-2005 01:42PM

Oh no the users are revolting!

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 01:43PM

bout bloody time too!

01-07-2005 01:45PM

This is a time for a bloody coup if I ever saw one.

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 01:46PM

whats da?

01-07-2005 01:47PM

I'm not your da.

TerrorFirmer · 01-07-2005 01:48PM

I am a nice friendly sort of dictator. Hand over power of some sort and we will spare your lives once we storm your....house? Mailbox? PM folder?

Wherever. Stop nit picking amp.

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 01:48PM

I was doing the clueless gobsh!te accent but none the less touche, whats a coup?

TerrorFirmer · 01-07-2005 01:49PM

Le Rack wrote:

I was doing the clueless gobsh!te accent but none the less touche, whats a coup?

Seizure of power!

Hoorah! Go Team Magpie.

The worlds deadliest posters. (digital assassins?)

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 01:51PM

/me drums fingers together

excellent!

amp · 01-07-2005 02:19PM

MobileInfantry wrote:

I am a nice friendly sort of dictator. Hand over power of some sort and we will spare your lives once we storm your....house? Mailbox? PM folder?

Wherever. Stop nit picking amp.

I don't negotiate with terrorists. Hamsters certainly. Maybe even giraffes, but not accountants.

What?

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 02:26PM

amp just give up. we will over power you.

Shabadu · 01-07-2005 02:26PM

amp wrote:

Oh no the users are revolting!

Even Fp? But he is the fnarr! Not to mention Sarky's beard

Sarky · 01-07-2005 02:27PM

And I shower nearly every day now!

amp · 01-07-2005 02:34PM

Le Rack wrote:

amp just give up. we will over power you.

NEVER! I WILL NEVER SURRENDER! THE LEADERS WILL FLOWS STRONG WITHIN ME!

Shabadu · 01-07-2005 02:37PM

Sarky, take out a help ticket and tell them to put yer subscription through. They won't check for ages if you don't. [on topic] [strike]go[/strike] DOWN [strike]on[/strike] WITH AMP! BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW! etc. Fight de powah and other clichéd in-jokes. [/on topic]

TerrorFirmer · 01-07-2005 02:49PM

The vicious killer giant pigeon that I sent to peck Amp to death was slain in a brutal fashion.

Amp is cruel to animals! He killed a pigeon!

Another notch on his record.

Whats that you say Amp?

He also hates people that aren't white.

Amp put down the spoon

Shabadu · 01-07-2005 02:51PM

There IS no spoon. Christ, how many times does it have to be said?

amp · 01-07-2005 02:52PM

/me spits out feathers

I love people of all colours, especially turqoise.

TerrorFirmer · 01-07-2005 02:58PM

This civil unrest bothers me. Being the President of this thread, I order Amp to strip naked.

And fling himself onto a conveniently placed pile of rusty utilities.

There.

That should stop any impending riots.

amp · 01-07-2005 03:01PM

Well I'm already naked. But I'm all out of rusty utilities.

/me throws self onto bed instead

Hello ladies

Shabadu · 01-07-2005 03:04PM

*girly screams*

TerrorFirmer · 01-07-2005 03:05PM

amp wrote:

Well I'm already naked. But I'm all out of rusty utilities.

/me throws self onto bed instead

Hello ladies

I wonder if thats the same bed that the murderous giant killer Pigeon used as his litter box.

By order of me, Grand Marshall and president of the Magpie's Nest and soon to be Galactic Magpie, I decree that it is.

Ewwwwwwwwww.

amp · 01-07-2005 03:10PM

MobileInfantry wrote:

I wonder if thats the same bed that the murderous giant killer Pigeon used as his litter box.

No, it's a futon actually. My bed is in fact a sofa in disguise.

FUTON BED! SOFA IN DISGUISE!

TerrorFirmer · 01-07-2005 03:15PM

amp wrote:

No, it's a futon actually. My bed is in fact a sofa in disguise.

FUTON BED! SOFA IN DISGUISE!

It won't be long before we stamp* out your resistance network and all its supplies of illegal Futons.

* By a creature with the appearance of a butterfly, the elegance of a cheetah and the raw power of an elephant. I call him Sarky.

Sarky · 01-07-2005 03:16PM

Why are you roping me into this? I'm more neutral than Switzerland on prozac.

TerrorFirmer · 01-07-2005 03:22PM

Sarky wrote:

Why are you roping me into this? I'm more neutral than Switzerland on prozac.

NEVER underestimate the swiss. Or beards. That fatal combination led directly to the loss of Hitler in the Second World War.

Sarky · 01-07-2005 03:24PM

Don't be stupid. EVERYONE knows Hitler lost because of the actions of Scooby Doo and The Gang.

TerrorFirmer · 01-07-2005 03:28PM

Sarky wrote:

Don't be stupid. EVERYONE knows Hitler lost because of the actions of Scooby Doo and The Gang.

Yeah - and that DUDE has a goatee! Similar to a beard...I mean come on....if he was just a fresh faced college kid, we'd all be speaking German today...scary thought.

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 03:53PM

yeah back on topic!
Sarky! kill! kill! Kill! (amp that is)

Requiem for the Nesters.

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