Requiem for the Nesters.

TerrorFirmer

Hello.

I have declared myself dictator of this new, independant nation within an existing forum. It will be far superior to the existing, crumbling republic of the Cuckoos Nest.

In time, I will murder amp and Funky Penguin and declare myself emperor of the entire section, renaming it to the galactic magpie.

Until then, let us rejoice in our new found freedom within these walls.

Bye for now my loyal citizens,

President M. Infantry.

Le Rack

Death to a certain music device!

amp

Oh no the users are revolting!

Le Rack

bout bloody time too!

This is a time for a bloody coup if I ever saw one.

Le Rack

whats da?

I'm not your da.

TerrorFirmer

I am a nice friendly sort of dictator. Hand over power of some sort and we will spare your lives once we storm your....house? Mailbox? PM folder?

Wherever. Stop nit picking amp.

Le Rack

I was doing the clueless gobsh!te accent but none the less touche, whats a coup?

TerrorFirmer

Le Rack wrote:

I was doing the clueless gobsh!te accent but none the less touche, whats a coup?

Seizure of power!

Hoorah! Go Team Magpie.

The worlds deadliest posters. (digital assassins?)

Le Rack

/me drums fingers together

excellent!

amp

MobileInfantry wrote:

I am a nice friendly sort of dictator. Hand over power of some sort and we will spare your lives once we storm your....house? Mailbox? PM folder?

Wherever. Stop nit picking amp.

I don't negotiate with terrorists. Hamsters certainly. Maybe even giraffes, but not accountants.

What?

Le Rack

amp just give up. we will over power you.

Shabadu

amp wrote:

Oh no the users are revolting!

Even Fp? But he is the fnarr! Not to mention Sarky's beard

Sarky

And I shower nearly every day now!

amp

Le Rack wrote:

amp just give up. we will over power you.

NEVER! I WILL NEVER SURRENDER! THE LEADERS WILL FLOWS STRONG WITHIN ME!

Shabadu

Sarky, take out a help ticket and tell them to put yer subscription through. They won't check for ages if you don't. [on topic] [strike]go[/strike] DOWN [strike]on[/strike] WITH AMP! BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW! etc. Fight de powah and other clichéd in-jokes. [/on topic]

TerrorFirmer

The vicious killer giant pigeon that I sent to peck Amp to death was slain in a brutal fashion.

Amp is cruel to animals! He killed a pigeon!

Another notch on his record.

Whats that you say Amp?

He also hates people that aren't white.

Amp put down the spoon

Shabadu

There IS no spoon. Christ, how many times does it have to be said?

amp

/me spits out feathers

I love people of all colours, especially turqoise.

TerrorFirmer

This civil unrest bothers me. Being the President of this thread, I order Amp to strip naked.

And fling himself onto a conveniently placed pile of rusty utilities.

There.

That should stop any impending riots.

amp

Well I'm already naked. But I'm all out of rusty utilities.

/me throws self onto bed instead

Hello ladies

Shabadu

*girly screams*

TerrorFirmer

amp wrote:

Well I'm already naked. But I'm all out of rusty utilities.

/me throws self onto bed instead

Hello ladies

I wonder if thats the same bed that the murderous giant killer Pigeon used as his litter box.

By order of me, Grand Marshall and president of the Magpie's Nest and soon to be Galactic Magpie, I decree that it is.

Ewwwwwwwwww.

amp

MobileInfantry wrote:

I wonder if thats the same bed that the murderous giant killer Pigeon used as his litter box.

No, it's a futon actually. My bed is in fact a sofa in disguise.

FUTON BED! SOFA IN DISGUISE!

TerrorFirmer

amp wrote:

No, it's a futon actually. My bed is in fact a sofa in disguise.

FUTON BED! SOFA IN DISGUISE!

It won't be long before we stamp* out your resistance network and all its supplies of illegal Futons.




* By a creature with the appearance of a butterfly, the elegance of a cheetah and the raw power of an elephant. I call him Sarky.

Sarky

Why are you roping me into this? I'm more neutral than Switzerland on prozac.

TerrorFirmer

Sarky wrote:

Why are you roping me into this? I'm more neutral than Switzerland on prozac.

NEVER underestimate the swiss. Or beards. That fatal combination led directly to the loss of Hitler in the Second World War.

Sarky

Don't be stupid. EVERYONE knows Hitler lost because of the actions of Scooby Doo and The Gang.

TerrorFirmer

Sarky wrote:

Don't be stupid. EVERYONE knows Hitler lost because of the actions of Scooby Doo and The Gang.

Yeah - and that DUDE has a goatee! Similar to a beard...I mean come on....if he was just a fresh faced college kid, we'd all be speaking German today...scary thought.

Le Rack

yeah back on topic!
Sarky! kill! kill! Kill! (amp that is)

amp

I'm beggining to suspect that Le Rack doesn't like me.

Le Rack

well you are a bit over the top with your bannage. if you compare teh length you've been a mod and the number you've banned with another over the same time then you'll probably find you've banned way more. And anyways its the Nest its made for rule breaking and fun having!

StupidLikeAFox

shes turned to the dark side

Le Rack

no, I'm a member of the Galactic Magpie!

amp

Le Rack wrote:

well you are a bit over the top with your bannage. if you compare teh length you've been a mod and the number you've banned with another over the same time then you'll probably find you've banned way more. And anyways its the Nest its made for rule breaking and fun having!

I'm done justifying my actions. The Nest is not made for rule breaking, read the charter. If I let everybody break the rules then there would be no fun. Just spam.

What the hell would you know about moderating anyway?

Le Rack

Oh come on like making a rule "No attached people" counts! I didn't mean if there's a rule that says no abbusive material then it should be broken, but you single people rule was way too much.
I never said I knew anything about moderating, I just said that you are acting like a power hungry ego-tistical maniac.

amp

Le Rack wrote:

Oh come on like making a rule "No attached people" counts! I didn't mean if there's a rule that says no abbusive material then it should be broken, but you single people rule was way too much.
I never said I knew anything about moderating, I just said that you are acting like a power hungry ego-tistical maniac.

I'm sorry but The Singles Thread is just one thread in the thousands upon thousands of threads on boards.ie. To the best of my knowledge it is the only thread on boards with this rule in place. Currently two people are banned for breaking the simple rule I put in place on that thread. Nobody made them post there. By posting there they must have thought that I wasn't serious.

I'm tired of explaining myself on that. You bore me with your constant whinging so I'm going to live up to your false description of me and ban you for two days.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Sarky

Kinda like 10,000 spoons, in your chardonnay...

Shabadu

amp- you are making me suffer le 'splodey head.

Le Rack

why head 'splodey?

jezza

amp wrote:

Well I'm already naked. But I'm all out of rusty utilities.

/me throws self onto bed instead

Hello ladies

OH SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
2 days banning for disturbing images*

joke.

jezza

Le Rack wrote:

why head 'splodey?

yay!!!
le rack is backus!!!!!! hugs. so there amp!

Le Rack

ahh hugs right back darling!
Wheres Latin Beat she's missing our mud wrestle over in SIngle People, we're competing for Sarky's love!

jezza

oi you tell that yoke (sarky) he married me!!
ages ago.
:eek:

Le Rack

well I married Ted (chad ghostal) last week but I feel like pimpin it!

Shabadu

'splodey head because amp changed the title of the threads. Jezza- there is no point in saying 'so there amp'. He was the one who lifted the ban. She didn't sneak back in with ninja stealth using the name 'Ms.Bitch II" and fooling us all into thinking she was a new user.

jezza

Shabadu wrote:

'splodey head because amp changed the title of the threads. Jezza- there is no point in saying 'so there amp'. He was the one who lifted the ban. She didn't sneak back in with ninja stealth using the name 'Ms.Bitch II" and fooling us all into thinking she was a new user.

will you stop licking amps fcuking arse??
and for your info I NEVER fooled anyone into thinking i was a new user. i never made it a secret that it was me.
and if you read ALL my threads you will see when i created ms bitch! you will see the thread i started to tell you all that i had changed my name.

Shabadu

I would read all your posts in one sitting, but I happen to like my brain intact.

Le Rack

guys guys come on!
your missing the fight in Single People!

jezza

Shabadu wrote:

I would read all your posts in one sitting, but I happen to like my brain intact.

Bite me.
Dont be so scared of amp, licking up to him the whole time. Its sickning.