Amp

Man, I am getting out of here before the gaffer turns up with his new patented 36% sharper banning stick.

/hits back button furiously

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Cocopops?

Remixed to avoid ban:

There is currently no one called BANANAFISHMONKEYWALTHAMSTOW1978 banned from Cuckoos Nest:

ahimsa - banned - Banned for trademark infringement case brought by Dahamsta Industries
Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe - banned - Banned for having too many underscores
dlofnep - banned - Banned for having an unpronouncable name
DoctorGonzo - banned - Banned for muppetry (HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA)
Drapper - banned - Banned for leaving the oven on.
litereaper! - banned - Banned for miss use of full stops and having a fringe outside of acceptable parameters
LukeSkywalker - banned - Banned for bad acting and the movie Slipstream
Matthewthebig - banned - Banned for being too big.
Mercury_Tilt - banned - Banned for having no hair and living up to southern stereotypes of all northerners being troublemaking morons
Ms Bitch - banned - Banned by Roger Hargreaves
OLDYELLAR - banned - Banned due to Aquarius rising in Uranus
themaverick - banned - Banned for destroying an F-16 with needlessly reckless flying and for that terrible speech with Iceman
Winters - banned - Banned for disobeying orders and endangering the progress of the Ardenne Offensive.

I've banned sixteen billion people from Soviet Russia and half of them for posting in the Singles thread while holding a budgie hostage. If I compare that to other forums I co-mod that's hardly any at all, especially given my love of budgies.

I'm getting a little furious of people whinging about my masterbating style. If this continues I may actually decide to live up to this false impression of being a power hungry refrigerator and start banning people who don't like budgies.

Koneko no longer moderates this forum because she's too sexy to look after it and asked to be removed as a sexy moderator.

Oh buggar, now I have to ban myself for once again embaressing myself at Koneko's expense

Thus the heavens and the earth, and all the host of them, were finished. And on the SEVENTH DAY [amp] God ended His work which He had done, and He rested on the SEVENTH DAY [amp] from all His work which He had done.

I'm a harsh mistress indeed. I didn't know OLDYELLAR's real name, but I have explained myself enough on that one to last me a lifetime.

Jezza, if you complain about Laura/OLDYELLAR's banning again you will join her in exile from the Cuckoo's Nest. This way you too will find out how long forever is.

Given that this thread wasn't required in the first place given that there was already Shabadu's Requim thread I am now restricting you from creating new threads for a period of one week. You seem to have trouble understanding me so I'm going to write this in simple speak to hopefully avoid banning you:


Jezza no post new thread. Jezza only reply to thread. This last one week. Jezza argue with amp about this - amp ban Jezza. Jezza be good girl.

This thread will now degrade into nonsense or be locked. I recommend budgie discussion myself. I like budgies. Well maybe not but the word itself is great. Budgie, budgie, budgie, budgie...

amp wrote:

This thread will now degrade into nonsense or be locked. I recommend budgie discussion myself. I like budgies. Well maybe not but the word itself is great. Budgie, budgie, budgie, budgie...

Budgies are cool.

Anything is better than badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger, oh its a snake.

Big Bird?

*opens eyes* Damn, i fell asleep and missed all these bannings. Was there a funeral for all these dead accounts or some sort of mass burning.

Slay the uncuckoo.