Amp

jezza

1) how come laura was banned forever??
2)wheres koneko? if you killed her there will be trouble.
3) i miss laura and i spell ok now so can she come back?
4) please?
5)you know you want to!

Rozabeez

Why must there be so many bannings?!

kittenkiller

Who's Laura & why did she get banned?

Shabadu

Man, I am getting out of here before the gaffer turns up with his new patented 36% sharper banning stick.

/hits back button furiously

TerrorFirmer

Shabadu wrote:

Man, I am getting out of here before the gaffer turns up with his new patented 36% sharper banning stick.

/hits back button furiously

I'm afraid Dr, I have disabled your back button.

This will be your tomb.

Shabadu

nnnnnnnNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

amp

There is currently no one called Laura banned from Cuckoos Nest:

ahimsa - banned - Not banned by me
Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe - banned - Not banned by me
dlofnep - banned - Not banned by me
DoctorGonzo - banned - Not banned by me
Drapper - banned - Not banned by me
litereaper! - banned - Banned for being a retard during that moronic Byron "invasion"
LukeSkywalker - banned - Not sure if why he got banned from TCN, but I've banned him on other forums for personal abuse and being a moron
Matthewthebig - banned - Banned for breaking the only rule in the Singles thread.
Mercury_Tilt - banned - Banned for posting some pretty disgusting crap, probably while drunk.
Ms Bitch - banned - Troll account banned when used to bypass ban
OLDYELLAR - banned - Guess
themaverick - banned - Not banned by me
Winters - banned - Banned for breaking the only rule in the Singles thread.

I've banned six people from TCN and half of them for posting in the Singles thread. If I compare that to other forums I co-mod that's hardly any at all.

I'm getting a little tired of people whinging about my moderating style. If this continues I may actually decide to live up to this false impression of being a power hungry fascist and start banning people who annoy me.

Koneko no longer moderates this forum because she's too busy to look after it and asked to be removed as moderator.

NotMe

Cocopops?

therecklessone

amp wrote:

There is currently no one called Laura banned from Cuckoos Nest:

ahimsa - banned - Not banned by me
Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe - banned - Not banned by me
dlofnep - banned - Not banned by me
DoctorGonzo - banned - Not banned by me
Drapper - banned - Not banned by me
litereaper! - banned - Banned for being a retard during that moronic Byron "invasion"
LukeSkywalker - banned - Not sure if why he got banned from TCN, but I've banned him on other forums for personal abuse and being a moron
Matthewthebig - banned - Banned for breaking the only rule in the Singles thread.
Mercury_Tilt - banned - Banned for posting some pretty disgusting crap, probably while drunk.
Ms Bitch - banned - Troll account banned when used to bypass ban
OLDYELLAR - banned - Guess
themaverick - banned - Not banned by me
Winters - banned - Banned for breaking the only rule in the Singles thread.

I've banned six people from TCN and half of them for posting in the Singles thread. If I compare that to other forums I co-mod that's hardly any at all.

I'm getting a little tired of people whinging about my moderating style. If this continues I may actually decide to live up to this false impression of being a power hungry fascist and start banning people who annoy me.

Koneko no longer moderates this forum because she's too busy to look after it and asked to be removed as moderator.

All far too sensible for my liking. One week ban! PM me whenever.

amp

Remixed to avoid ban:

There is currently no one called BANANAFISHMONKEYWALTHAMSTOW1978 banned from Cuckoos Nest:

ahimsa - banned - Banned for trademark infringement case brought by Dahamsta Industries
Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe - banned - Banned for having too many underscores
dlofnep - banned - Banned for having an unpronouncable name
DoctorGonzo - banned - Banned for muppetry (HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA)
Drapper - banned - Banned for leaving the oven on.
litereaper! - banned - Banned for miss use of full stops and having a fringe outside of acceptable parameters
LukeSkywalker - banned - Banned for bad acting and the movie Slipstream
Matthewthebig - banned - Banned for being too big.
Mercury_Tilt - banned - Banned for having no hair and living up to southern stereotypes of all northerners being troublemaking morons
Ms Bitch - banned - Banned by Roger Hargreaves
OLDYELLAR - banned - Banned due to Aquarius rising in Uranus
themaverick - banned - Banned for destroying an F-16 with needlessly reckless flying and for that terrible speech with Iceman
Winters - banned - Banned for disobeying orders and endangering the progress of the Ardenne Offensive.

I've banned sixteen billion people from Soviet Russia and half of them for posting in the Singles thread while holding a budgie hostage. If I compare that to other forums I co-mod that's hardly any at all, especially given my love of budgies.

I'm getting a little furious of people whinging about my masterbating style. If this continues I may actually decide to live up to this false impression of being a power hungry refrigerator and start banning people who don't like budgies.

Koneko no longer moderates this forum because she's too sexy to look after it and asked to be removed as a sexy moderator.

Oh buggar, now I have to ban myself for once again embaressing myself at Koneko's expense

Shabadu

Once again, all is well in the nest. Cocopops.

therecklessone

Thus the heavens and the earth, and all the host of them, were finished. And on the SEVENTH DAY [amp] God ended His work which He had done, and He rested on the SEVENTH DAY [amp] from all His work which He had done.

jezza

have you ever been in jail hanging from a nail the shadow of your ass on the wall...........
because amps all naughty!

BEAT

Oldyellar/Laura was banned because she posted repeatedly in the singles forum about her and her bf...
I personally thought a permanent ban was a bit harsh...a temporary ban would have been fitting but then its not my forum

therecklessone

LATIN BEAT wrote:

Oldyellar/Laura was banned because she posted repeatedly in the singles forum about her and her bf...
I personally thought a permanent ban was a bit harsh...a temporary ban would have been fitting but then its not my forum

The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you a dressed like one
The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: we didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her flase nose] Well
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a Bit
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!

amp

I'm a harsh mistress indeed. I didn't know OLDYELLAR's real name, but I have explained myself enough on that one to last me a lifetime.

Jezza, if you complain about Laura/OLDYELLAR's banning again you will join her in exile from the Cuckoo's Nest. This way you too will find out how long forever is.

Given that this thread wasn't required in the first place given that there was already Shabadu's Requim thread I am now restricting you from creating new threads for a period of one week. You seem to have trouble understanding me so I'm going to write this in simple speak to hopefully avoid banning you:


Jezza no post new thread. Jezza only reply to thread. This last one week. Jezza argue with amp about this - amp ban Jezza. Jezza be good girl.

This thread will now degrade into nonsense or be locked. I recommend budgie discussion myself. I like budgies. Well maybe not but the word itself is great. Budgie, budgie, budgie, budgie...

therecklessone

d22ontour

amp wrote:

This thread will now degrade into nonsense or be locked. I recommend budgie discussion myself. I like budgies. Well maybe not but the word itself is great. Budgie, budgie, budgie, budgie...

Budgies are cool.

Anything is better than badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger, oh its a snake.

therecklessone

Budgie is a brave



little helicopter



Budgie shows off to Pippa

BEAT

what is a budgie?

nonsensical talk... Hullaballo and shimshamwallwallabingbang

Shabadu

¡SQUAWK! *taps mirror, cocks head on one side*

jezza

i dont like budgies *pout*
cant we play with the big boys?

NotMe

eagles?

Shabadu

Big Bird?

amp

d22ontour wrote:

Budgies are cool.

Anything is better than badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger,badger, oh its a snake.

jezza

amp stop badgering on

Shabadu

:eek:



That is all.

Stalfos

*opens eyes* Damn, i fell asleep and missed all these bannings. Was there a funeral for all these dead accounts or some sort of mass burning.

Slay the uncuckoo.

Sarky

therecklessone wrote:

OMG this giant killer bird will DESTROY US ALL!

SAVE US MONSTAKITTY!!!!!!12421035Y7

TerrorFirmer

Sarky wrote:

OMG this giant killer bird will DESTROY US ALL!

SAVE US MONSTAKITTY!!!!!!12421035Y7

Click here for freedom

Amp is being dethroned. I'm sending a killer pigeon to peck him to death as we speak.

amp

mmmmm pigeon tastes like chicken

TerrorFirmer

amp wrote:

mmmmm pigeon tastes like chicken

Yes but it has a slightly saltier crack to it I feel...

/How dare you slay my warbeast you vicious brute

amp

MobileInfantry wrote:

Yes but it has a slightly saltier crack to it I feel...

/How dare you slay my warbeast you vicious brute

THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CUCKOOS NEST HEREBY DECLARES WAR ON THIS THREAD!

ONE FOR SORROW TWO FOR JOY
THREE FOR A GIRL AND TWO FOR A BOY!
SEVEN FOR SILVER
SIXTEEN FOR GOLD
THE POPULATION OF CHINA WAITING FOR A SECRET TO BE TOLD!

Sarky

amp wrote:

THE POPULATION OF CHINA WAITING FOR A SECRET TO BE TOLD!

"Psst! Hey! It's rice! You all been eating rice!"

fcuk_me_sideway

bump cocopops

jezza

I want a hug not rice!
Meanies.
Sing a song for me! Everywhere you go always the weather with you, everywhere you go always take the weather with you..... Do i longue like a lounge room lizard or do i sail like a bird released, take the weather, the weather with you.

amp

Can I have another piece of, coco cake?

sanncoo

jezza wrote:

I want a hug not rice!
Meanies............Do i longue like a lounge room lizard or do i sail like a bird released, take the weather, the weather with you.

Is that longue like tongue as in long tongue?

/LOUD SINGING VOICE - COMPLETELY OUT OF TUNE

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
LITTLE LAMB
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
AND NOW IT'S DEAD

NotMe

Litttttle Miss Muffffffit
Sat On A Tufffffffit
Along Came A Spiiiiiiderrrrrrrrr
And Now She Is Dead!

Shabadu

3 blind mice, 3 blind mice,
Suffered brutal domestic violence including tail severing by a disgruntled Houswife.


The latest nursery rhyme by Ibsen.

sanncoo

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
She had to leave at midnight because business was slow
And she was getting piles.

Chad ghostal

Little miss muffetá overdosed on heroin,
was sexually assaulted by the local soccor team,
and thrown on a dump to be pecked to death by vultures,
after winning a cake.

jezza

Wheres the cake now?